Offtopic yet awesome

[Gadlor]

Going to school next to new york city, I find this quite amusing.

www.overheardinnewyork.com

One of my favorite ones is this.

"Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for the delay in landing the aircraft, but the air traffic controller here at LaGuardia is an angry, bitter man. --over LaGuardia"

 

[froosch]

Hehe, I haven't heard them all, but this is my favorite so far: "Conductor: Passengers, please do not use your valuables, or your child, to stop the train doors from closing!"

 

[Gadlor]

Actually, I've found a new favorite.

Asian Kid: The fucking Triads are on your tail, bitch. Run!
Hispanic Kid: Fuck that! The Latin Kings will pump lead into your asses.
Black Kid: Nah, the Bloods and Crips will beat you down.
Jewish Kid: Yo...Um...I'll get my yarmulke peoples to smack you all, son. Wat now nigga spic chink bitch hoe? Suck my matzoh balls, bitch!

Ah, the Jews.