Oh shit.... it was only a matter of time...

[Papa Josh]

I think we're due a political thread and what better occassion than the announcement today of John Kerry's running mate, John Edwards! Fuckin'-a, yeah! The infidel's time is now short, so GWB better hope history is kind.

 

[NAD]

Yeah I figured that one several months ago. Looks + non-issue platform = Kerry as next president.

 

[JayKeeley]

OMG! He's got a psychic for a running mate?

Bush has no chance.

 

[Black Winter Day]

I am EXTREMELY PLEASED that Kerry chose Edwards. Hell, my dad gave him Key to the County a year or two ago... the fucker even took a shower at my dad's office (not WITH my dad ). If he gets into the White House, this state will be in hog-heaven.

 

[NAD]

Hahahahha, BWD = Jeb Bush. :zombie:

 

[Papa Josh]

Shit I could only dream of another 8 years like Clinton, my pay was good, the economy was good, which is only a plus for the music industry.

But we'll spend the first four only scraping the surface of the shitpile Bush and Cheney have built for us....

 

[Krilons Resa]

They ALL need to fuck off and die. That is my short answer for the night.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

does this mean that the world isn't fucked anymore?

 

[JayKeeley]

the fucker even took a shower at my dad's office (WITH my dad )

You realize if you had pictures of that sordid event, you could probably make enough money to buy a denim jacket and some patches.

Then you could pimp your own dad for CDs.

 

[NAD]

Seriously, does Kerry have a stance on anything?

 

[Nate The Great]

I'm voting for Arnold.

 

[J.]

"None of the Above!"

 

[NAD]

God dammit I don't even recognize my avatar when I first see it, keep thinking there's a new dude. God damn split personality.

Kerry will win California's electoral votes so I can vote 3rd party or write-in a porn star or something. That way I don't have to take responsibility when he fucks something up.

 

[JayKeeley]

Kerry will win California's electoral votes so I can vote 3rd party or write-in a porn star or something. That way I don't have to take responsibility when he fucks something up.

WTF? Just vote Kerry and don't tell anyone.

If Bush wins again, I'm going to blame it on your one vote for the porn star.

 

[NAD]

Doesn't matter man, Democrats always win California. I could vote for Captain Poopface and Kerry would still get all our sweet sweet electoral votes.

 

[J.]

my vote for Kerry won't mean shit in Texas.

 

[NAD]

Just checked, only FDR, LBJ, Clinton, and Gore have won in California in the past 70+ years. But that does mean the last 12 years have been solid Democratic wins. Blah blah blah...

 

[JayKeeley]

Yeah, but why risk another Gore vs Bush miscount? Vote Kerry and give him the landslide.

 

[NAD]

Wouldn't matter, only in a state with close Dem v. Rep votes. California and Texas are pretty biased in each direction.

 

[JayKeeley]

Well, then vote for the psychic guy.