Oh shit.... it was only a matter of time...
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JayKeeley
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John Edwards was the psychic dude, geddit? Not that he's running candidate or anything. Oh well, the joke is lost now.
I take it you don't watch daytime tv? Damn that 9-5 lifestyle.
I take it you don't watch daytime tv? Damn that 9-5 lifestyle.
NAD
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Yeah I know, I was actually leaving it up to Google image search to decide my vote. If the real John Edwards would've come up under a search for "the psychic guy" he would've gotten my vote.
I've come across that John Edwards guy a few times, as I change the channel to watch news or some People's Court show. I used to like that gay dude with the brillo pad mustache though, he ruled.
Oh yeah, it's 8-5 by the way.
I've come across that John Edwards guy a few times, as I change the channel to watch news or some People's Court show. I used to like that gay dude with the brillo pad mustache though, he ruled.
Oh yeah, it's 8-5 by the way.
JayKeeley
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That guys sucks!NAD said:
Gay psychic:
"er...I'm talking to your deceased wife....sister...a female....but could be male....I'm seeing dark hair...but it could be blonde...did she have highlights?"
John Edwards:
"You took a shit this morning and forgot to wipe, you rogered the neighbours dog last week, and everytime you take your underpants and sweaty socks off, you give them a good sniff before putting them back into the drawer".
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What was that dude's name? I liked him!
John Edwards is foolish. Although I suppose your description is apt.
psychics = the lottery
John Edwards is foolish. Although I suppose your description is apt.
psychics = the lottery
Of course he does, but in all honesty, have you ever stopped to think that perhaps taking stances all of the time is what gets us in soooo much shit all of the time?NAD said:
Stop fucking meddling. All I've heard for the last few years is our military needs this, they need that, blah, blah, blah...
WTF?
I understand the need for a strong military to defend our homeland, which is why our current situation makes absolutely no sense. Our people are stretched so fucking thin in places they don't need to be in, and as a result, our defenses are actually worse now than ever.
I say, bring 'em ALL home. Defend what's ours.
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Shit yeah, but I don't think it can work in today's world. It's a lose-lose situation now, if we abandon countries we aren't doing enough. If we help we're interfering.Papa Josh said:
Obviously I'm ignoring what particular US motives are, we always act in our own self-interest but usually mask that with words like "liberators."
Demonspell
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I think this will give Kerry an advantage and it will be delightful to watch Edwards maul Cheney in the debates (provided Bush doesn't dump the incontinent bastard), but another encouraging story I heard is that some organizations are predicting the biggest turnout among the 18-25 demographic since 1992...and anyone in that age group even thinking of voting Bush deserves a swift kick in the nuts.
Four more months!
Four more months!
I'm assuming it's actually a different John Edwards than the psychic guy. If not, then this country is screwed no matter who wins.
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Guy from the primaries. I think he was Gov somewhere. Wanna say Ohio. I'm talking out my ass so let's see how close I was!
Senator from North Carolina. Oh yeah, that's why BWD was talking about him. Hey fuck you I was up until 3am! *who am I talking to?*
Senator from North Carolina. Oh yeah, that's why BWD was talking about him. Hey fuck you I was up until 3am! *who am I talking to?*
JayKeeley
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lizard
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Cheney is so wound tight right now its not even funny...witness his "go fuck yourself" moment to senator leahey on the senate floor. a few good jabs by edwards in a debate might result in this:
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The New Republic is reporting that Bush's people are telling the Pakis that it would be cool for them to discover and capture bin Laden soon, preferrably during the Democratic convention.
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Hence my little disclaimer immediately following that.JayKeeley said:
I think I'm gonna go liberate a bottle of Gatorade from the fearsome clutches of the Work Fridge now.
JayKeeley
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General Musharraf should be nominated for a fucking Nobel Peace Prize. The man is changing that country, getting rid of backstreet mullahs, going against the radicals and letting the coalition forces invade Afghanistan from his yard, surviving car bomb assassinations, all whilst India moved a million fucking troops to his eastern border.lizard said:
If Musharraf plays his cards right, he's already captured Bin Laden, and he's waiting to announce it 3 months after Kerry wins the election. If he hasn't played his cards right, he's announced the capture of Bin Laden to the Bush cabinet too soon, and now they're keeping it under wraps for when it's convenient.
Either way, Bin Laden is alive and held up somewhere, without a doubt.
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JayKeeley
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Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
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