Oh shit.... it was only a matter of time...

I just cracked open a Fat Weasel Ale. Bro of mine stole all my weed (well, I gave it to him because it was free for me anyhow) and I'm jealous of those that know not sobriety. Blah blah blah...
 
Damn I'm smooth. No wonder I get all the ladies!

"Hey baaabyeeeee..... you wanna *BLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARGGHHHHHHH*"
"GAH! Get away you pervert!!!"
"CCOOCORESE!!!!11111"