OK, someone explain to me why I found this in the closet AT WORK.

[screwdriverqueen]

i'm more in dismay of the "fine, internal ribs" that these condoms seem to have.

it makes me jealous, as if these condoms have better ribs that i do. sounds like they're showing off, and it makes me feel insecure.

 

[FuSoYa]

Haha ok, so I had to go to my boss' house last night to install a hard drive, and I totally had the pleasure pouches with me, by accident.

I was there for 3 hours, and she offered me a Fresca.

I am totally serious.

 

[avi]

so, didja poke her or what?

 

[minxnim]

omg she wanted to see the rib action.

she may be a black widow! don't go for it!

 

[xfer]

If you had reached into you pocket to retrieve your keys, and a huge bundle of pleasure pouches fell out right on the floor...she would definitely have either screamed and ran or leapt on you with a predatory look in her eye.

 

[FuSoYa]

Along with the Fresca, she gave me some barbecue Kettle Chips and Wasabi chips.

 

[avi]

dude, it's obvious that she wants you. next time you install more than the hard drive, if y'know what I mean

ozzy knows what to do