ok this could become my favorite new site for awhile

[Baliset]

http://www.douchebagalert.com/db/

 

[xfer]

I think a lot of people are voting who don't quite get the term "douchebag". There are popped-collar guys on cellphones sneering at the camera who are pulling mere 75%s and a Satanist looking guy dressed like Anton LaVey gets like an 80%. I think they're just judging "who looks silly".

 

[minxnim]

what alex said

 

[FuSoYa]

hahaha mike patton gets 78%!

 

[4LAO]

That's a lowball if you ask me.

 

[minxnim]

he's totally not a douchebag!

 

[azal]

yeah some dudes that are just total geeks are being called DBs. and I don't think you can be both.

 

[xfer]

the worst thing is that some just plain ugly people are being rated highly as douchebags

 

[Baliset]

you have to understand that i was rating the site based solely on the pictures of the overly orange tanned guys because that just screams douchebag no matter how you slice it.

 

[4LAO]

You peel an orange, not slice it.

 

[Baliset]

orange you glad i didn't say banana?

 

[minxnim]

i slice it

 

[azal]

you have to understand that i was rating the site based solely on the pictures of the overly orange tanned guys because that just screams douchebag no matter how you slice it.

that's all jersey shore guidos. probably the worst subculture ever begotten.

 

[xfer]

albanian guidos or italian guidos? you decide.

 

[4LAO]

Both wrong. They are part of Mystique's lineage.

 

[minxnim]

omg that second one... the guy in the middle...

 

[Baliset]

he scares me

 

[pixiesfan]

how is his skin like that?

its like he is red.

 

[The Dope]

I think that's what it looks like when you tan so much that your skin actually liquifies and falls off. That's what's directly under the skin.

 

[The Dope]

I also am seriously considering contributing a picture of Nils aka 0sm0se. There's one in particular which I believe will rate very highly.