okay, but seriously - re: jellybeans

[goatschool]

what the fuck do jellybeans do?

so far this site has rollover buttons that do the following:

a cupcake with a candle/flame that changes direction
a demonic piece of cherry pie that becomes demonic pie ala mode
some peppermint hard candy that becomes more peppermint hard candy
a cookie that opens its eyes
JELLYBEANS IN A JAR, THAT DO SHIT.

the eyes were not my idea. everything else is just kind of natural...ish. i don't want any more anthromorphigalical food, just the cookie.

i debated on them all turning into cinnamon candies (which would be easy, just make them all red), but i dunno.

SOMEONE, what do jelly beans do?

 

[xfer]

subtly shift colours!

 

[avi]

make them jumping beans!

 

[minxnim]

i would make them all be red and orange and then change to all green and yellow.

 

[goatschool]

so far these are good. i'm thinking of how the file is constructed and all of it seems like armaggedon. but maybe shifting color AND JUMPING?

 

[avi]

change color, jump, exlode and DIE!

 

[azal]

and fart.

 

[chupe666]

of course, azal had to throw in the ass-fixated answer.

 

[goatschool]

they turn into a jar of fireflies, is what they do.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

HOT!

 

[FuSoYa]

right, i was going to say they should become luminescent.

 

[avi]

of course you were mr. smartypants