omg i can't believe guys use the word 'drilled' with regard to sex

[minxnim]

such as
'i drilled this girl last night'
'she looks like she's been drilled full of holes'
'drill or be drilled'


sayin. wtb.

 

[minxnim]

a conversation i just had on the phone:

me: so you screwed her!?!?

dude: i just threw it in her for like ten minutes and then was disgusted and left.

me: ten minutes?

dude: yea she was way too fucking drilled out.

me: what?

dude: a slut.

me: drilled?

dude: oh god.

 

[azal]

hehe



like throwing a crowbar down a hallway.

 

[FrostGiant]

Screwed, drilled, nailed... it's all good.

 

[minxnim]

i like the 'drill or be drilled' statement my dad made when i said 'do you ever call sex drilling?'

 

[minxnim]

i'm going to have to call 'dude' back tonight
and ask for clarification if a girl can 'drill' a guy or only get drilled.

 

[azal]

I think that originated with the use of the jackhammer position.

 

[minxnim]

plz explain.

 

[Firedwarf]

Drill is a funny word.

 

[azal]

 

[deadair]

i have never used that word when talking about sex... ruins it for me.

 

[FalseTodd]

Yeah I love that word. I don't want to ruin it.

 

[avi]

I prefer "like throwing a HOTDOG down a hallway" as opposed to crowbar

 

[Firedwarf]

yeah, I grew up with 'hotdog' myself.

 

[minxnim]

this is blowing my mind

 

[coelacanth_M]

bwaha preppy - we should start using female-dominated terms to describe the act of sex. instead of "screw" "drill" "poke" etc .. let's use words like "surround" "contain" and "engulf."

WHO'S WITH ME HERE?
ANYONE WANT TO ENCASE?
I'D LIKE TO MOISTURIZE.

 

[S4R]

cornholed.

 

[minxnim]

yea i will call you up and be like "wow mia that guy was horrible it was like vacuuming up a bunch of tootpicks."

 

[minxnim]

or 'holy shit last night this girl totally enveloped my roommate for 4 hours!'

 

[minxnim]

i'm laughing so hard about the vacuum one i blew snot out of my nose