Jasonic
Doom On!
WTF is a hipster?
Right here!
Basically, a former indie rock kid who started liking metal in the 21st Century.
Lots of facial hair and crappy tattoos.
Usually drink the cheapest beer on the menu (PBR is the "good stuff" to these guys).
The wimpier hipster kids usually do not sport facial hair, and favor tight black jeans / pants, a derby hat, and dark rimmed glasses.
Come to the Wicker Park area of Chicago and see real live Hipsters roaming the streets. Go to any record store and see these morons pay $30 for vinyl resissues of classic albums, since they weren't around the first time to get these new.