Opeth's first Japan Appearance!!

daz436 said:
theyre all just crazy in general, i would kill to be in a japanese crowd at any metal gig
Oh yeah, the only Japanese culture that exists is what we've seen on bootleg metal videos. For example, the Japanese only like Children of Bodom, Devin Townsend Band, Sonata Arctica, Flotsam and Jetsam, Kamelot... add some if I'm missing any. Oh wait, Dream Theater. Now add some. :) We also know they've got extremely small genitalia, are short, and most of them have black hair and the females look the same as the men.

Stereotypes aside, if Mikael thought us Americans were fucked up, just wait until he gets to Japan. I swear he's going to laugh himself silly or be scared out of his mind. :)
 
They suck live.

Out of the 3 times I've seen them, Alexhi always looks like hes in pain while screaming. And most of the time, they have really shitty sound or the band just can't keep up with eachother.
 
Oinkness said:
Oh yeah, the only Japanese culture that exists is what we've seen on bootleg metal videos. For example, the Japanese only like Children of Bodom, Devin Townsend Band, Sonata Arctica, Flotsam and Jetsam, Kamelot... add some if I'm missing any. Oh wait, Dream Theater. Now add some. :) We also know they've got extremely small genitalia, are short, and most of them have black hair and the females look the same as the men.

Stereotypes aside, if Mikael thought us Americans were fucked up, just wait until he gets to Japan. I swear he's going to laugh himself silly or be scared out of his mind. :)
i'd like to beat you with sausages
 
affinityband said:
Gallhammer are way too primal for me.

theyre japanese chicks playing celtic frost styled doom EXTREMELY well and actually in a pretty fresh way, all things considered. my hat goes off to those broads without a doubt. i liked their debut quite a bit.
 
Oinkness said:
Oh yeah, the only Japanese culture that exists is what we've seen on bootleg metal videos. For example, the Japanese only like Children of Bodom, Devin Townsend Band, Sonata Arctica, Flotsam and Jetsam, Kamelot... add some if I'm missing any. Oh wait, Dream Theater. Now add some. :) We also know they've got extremely small genitalia, are short, and most of them have black hair and the females look the same as the men.

Stereotypes aside, if Mikael thought us Americans were fucked up, just wait until he gets to Japan. I swear he's going to laugh himself silly or be scared out of his mind. :)

Shutup Oinkness or whatever the fuck your name is

of all people to comment on appearance and gentalia!