Orgy?

[derek]

So...anyone up for an orgy? My place is free this week, so your all welcome to come over for sex and waffles.

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Can I have just waffles? I have my period now and all...

 

[Nick Brookes]

i will bring snacks

 

[drakkar_anni]

That's ok Lars you sod, it can be drained out into glasses for the newer folk to the forum who are more than likely wikka sat0nik vampireZ.

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

That's ok Lars you sod, it can be drained out into glasses for the newer folk to the forum who are more than likely wikka sat0nik vampireZ.

0mg l0lZ!

What a delightful idea

I'll take care of them Bloody Mary's then!

 

[derek]

Nope...the waffles are a reward after all the sex. SO...Lars...if the river runs red, take the mud-path - bring whatever lube you feel is the best

 

[drakkar_anni]

Cor. And just for laughs, we can spike the watermelon bacardi breezers with the blood of Lars the Wizard. oh noes!!11 maybi it will get dem all pregnint

 

[drakkar_anni]

Nope...the waffles are a reward after all the sex. SO...Lars...if the river runs red, take the mud-path - bring whatever lube you feel is the best

mudpath makes it sound like he needs wellies more than lube...

 

[derek]

Well he can wear wellies too, it'll make the pictures funny. BUT he is def gonna need the lube, i wouldnt wanna force it up without any, it might burn.

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

I thought sex was a reward in itself At least I did when I was single

 

[derek]

^Smarmy bastard with his g/f and all Ok, you can come for just the waffles...but you gotta watch?

 

[drakkar_anni]

I dunno why, but I could actually imagine Lars posing with a wizard stick, and obviously his robe and wizard hat... along with some hot wellies, the kind with frog faces on the front.

 

[Hrafn]

im in

 

[derek]

Yup, while he watches this sausage-fest of an orgy. I do hope some ladies wanna come along too, if only for the waffles.

 

[drakkar_anni]

I'll come and join Lars in the 'Just here for the waffles and laughs' corner then.

 

[derek]

That's cool, you guys can cook the waffles. Here the big question though:

Potato or breakfast waffles?

 

[drakkar_anni]

Breakfast ones for sure. Them potato ones make me feel sick, I think it's cause I once cooked 'em in a deep fat fryer thinking they'd be like chips and grease dribbled out and now I can't look at them anymore.

 

[derek]

Sounds good, the breakfast ones go awesome with maple-syrup, so thats good for me.

 

[Nick Brookes]

O NOES!!!!1!!! i have aids!

 

[drakkar_anni]

Cor, will there be maple syrup at this orgy?