Ouch. Fuck

[lizard]

I just accidentally mashed my left testicle between the seam of my pants and my thigh. People were trying to talk to me and I had to pretend it didn't hurt the FUCK out of me.

I realize some of you didn't need to know this.

 

[Veils_of_Cerpintaxt]

Actually it made my morning, carry on.

 

[xfer]

Tighty McPantserson, Hipsquire

 

[lizard]

that's the thing, I'm wearing baggy cargo pants. Maybe my balls are too big.

 

[xfer]

or your thighs!

 

[lizard]

I need to join a gym.

 

[xfer]

that girl's legs aren't even that huge. i feel bad about making her my recent posting representation of fat legs.

 

[minxnim]

i have this vague feeling alex is secretly saying i'm fat.



i refuse to post my pictures now.

 

[xfer]

i think my preppy-is-fat jokes are only funny on the presupposition that they're untrue.

 

[minxnim]

 

[xfer]

 

[minxnim]

that picture is taking forever to dl! i can't see it! anyway, i really was going to post pictures of my new haircut, the back, and the front w/and w/o the new sunglasses. but it's entirely up to nick and my agent to totally decide.

also, alex you need txt message or something in case important agent things happen when i'm away from the computer.

 

[xfer]

yeah, for some reason bc's website (where i host my images) is running superslow right now.

as your agent, i think posting the pics would be good for your image. i also encourage you to start turning a profit so i can afford to buy a cell phone and thus be the recipient of txts.

 

[minxnim]

maybe we can put your cell phone on my wishlist? i will see what nix thinks of the new sunglasses picture.

 

[xfer]

that would work! camgirl ho!

 

[xfer]

er, that was intended as an exhortation, not as an insult.

 

[minxnim]

hahahaha

 

[lizard]

that was funny

 

[goatschool]

maybe we can put your cell phone on my wishlist? i will see what nix thinks of the new sunglasses picture.

i'm not at home right now!

 

[minxnim]

fucking SHIT nix. well check your email i sent you a pic of me with my new prada sunglasses. or actually if you log into my diary (the old one) and go under (upload pics) the pics are the last three on the list.



yea.