Ouch, Guitarist 'stabbed' 50 times by Soul Cry bandmates in Italy

[Atheist]

Haha. That's perfectly normal name around here, but I get the joke.

 

[Torniojaws]

There was a guy at my old workplace named Dick Johnson. No lie. I laughed everytime.

His parents must've had a grudge or something against him

 

[Metaltastic]

Well Dick is generally short for Richard, and it thoroughly escapes me as to why someone would CHOOSE that nickname

 

[Chryst Krispies]

His parents must've had a grudge or something against him

Well I'd be pissed cause when you're born you haven't even done shit yet to [piss off your parents. I'm guessing he was "unplanned" and they chose to smite him hahaha.

 

[Metaltastic]

I'm guessing he was "unplanned" and they chose to smite him hahaha.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHahahaha, I believe the word you're looking for is "spite"

 

[Chryst Krispies]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHahahaha, I believe the word you're looking for is "spite"

No. Smite, Bible status

 

[Metaltastic]

Yeah, it's just when I think "smite," I think like "cast down into the fires of hell in one fell swoop," not "really shitty name to be mocked for all time"

 

[Chryst Krispies]

As far as I'm concerned, being a Dick Johnson for my life is as good as being cast into the fires.