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Dustin Diamond Sex Tape

By WENN| Wednesday, September 27, 2006

HOLLYWOOD - Former teen TV star Dustin Diamond is reportedly the star of a candid new sex tape in which he romps with two women.
The 29-year-old, who played geek Screech Powers on Saved by the Bell, engages in a number of sexual acts with the women in the 40-minute tape.

Agent David Hans Schmidt has acquired the rights and is currently seeking a distributor for Saved by the Smell.

Schmidt tells the New York Daily News, "Just when you think you have seen everything in this business, mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."

Diamond's manager Roger Paul hopes the tape will raise his client's profile and help resurrect the acting career that collapsed when Saved by the Bell ended in 1997.

He says, "I haven't seen the tape. I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."

Diamond will welcome any royalties he gets from the tape--in June he launched a campaign to save his home from foreclosure, by selling autographed T-shirts on the Internet.

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This may have all come about due to this...


More than a bell is needed to save Dustin Diamond this time around. Diamond, best known as geeky Screech Powers on the 1989-1993 teen comedy series "Saved by the Bell," is selling T-shirts with his photo on them to try to raise $250,000 so he doesn't lose his gray two-story house under a foreclosure order.

"If the public didn't care, I as an entertainer wouldn't have been a success," he said.

Diamond, 29, is trying to sell nearly 30,000 shirts at $15 or $20 (autographed) each to supplement the income he makes as a standup comic so he doesn't have to move from his Port Washington home, about 25 miles north of Milwaukee.

The T-shirt has a photo of Diamond holding a sign that says, "Save My House." The back of the shirt reads, "I paid $15.00 to save Screeech's house." The third "e" was added to get around copyright laws, he said.

He's selling the shirts on his Web site: http://www.getdshirts.com.

The foreclosure order was filed last month in Ozaukee County Circuit Court.

Diamond appeared on Howard Stern's satellite radio show Tuesday to plead his case. "I'm doing great with my comedy, but this is definitely a low point," he said. "Real life comes in and affects you."

Diamond doesn't have a listed phone number, and e-mails to the address on his Web site and at an alternative address were not immediately returned Thursday.

Source- Whothefuckknowsnews

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If you get a dirty sanchez from Screech, you can pretty much go ahead and kill yourself, because you won't ever live that one down.
 
I'll fill in for NAD by saying Screech probably gives better skull on that tape than Paris Hilton did on hers