Crime, Punishment and the Ridiculous
Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.
An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.
In Georgia those charged and convicted for either oral or anal sex can be sentenced to no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.
In Missouri sexually deviant behavior between people of the same sex is classified as a class A misdemeanor.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There's every woman's fantasy gone down the drain).
In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom.
In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife's ear during sex.
In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car.
In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).
In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.
In Washington D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face to face.
Animals are not exempt from the law either and here are three of the most ridiculous:
In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.
In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks.
Lastly, even liberated California proves to be not quite so liberal for the animals...In Ventura County cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit.
