Philly with My Homeboys

normally spotting a Black Sabbath shirt amongst a gathering of powercheese aficionados might be a highlight, but moshing to epica (who ive never heard but am 1000% sure i think suck) just makes me feel :erk:


and dude....soulpatch and fauxhawk? im afraid i have no choice in the matter, i MUST hate you.
 
does that qualify as a fauxhawk?
i would say so. its not as tall and pointy as ive seen it in past pics, but look, all hair from the sides comes to a point in the middle:

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and i dont think the close proximity of fauxhawk to male package is a coincidence either!
 
Very true.
Don't forget we did our fair share of retardedness. Yelling Penis and AIDS while it was quiet? Come on now.

if you look up the severed savior video from the california death fest, before the song kicks in, you hear someone yell "BIG JUGS"

yeah, that was me, i was way too fucking drunk for my own good.