Pick the Chick

JayKeeley said:
Notice how not a single person has commented on the picture of lurch's ex girlfriend. :loco: Yes, I too am speechless. The confusion of the lovely nursey dumplings next to that brillo pad armpit bush is a work of dementia.
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that is not my ex you wanker :loco:
 
One chick's interpretation...

1 - Athletic, runner, swimmer type
- she has not yet admitted to you and possibly herself that she is a full-blown carpet muncher

2 - Buxom, curvaceous, bootylicious, large 'ish
- wearing sexy clothes doesn't change the fact that you are a fat bitch

3 - Slim to skinny, showing ribs, chicken legs, and a pork chop
- secretly she is a crack whore, but she hides it well

4 - Dancer, stripper, thong, high heels & fake boobs
- watch out, 7 times out of 10 there's a dick under that thong

5 - Overweight, hairy armpits, sweaty thighs, smelly underpants
- sorry, I can't stop laughing

6 - Vogue model, catwalk posture, 5ft 10" and above
- sounds like a winnar, but tragically, men are intimidated by her height

7 - Russian shotputter, wrestler, big muscles, stubbly chin
- you could borrow her razors and smoke her cigars

8 - Nun, victorias secret underwear, Uzi 9mm, New Testament
- I like her - I bet her New Testament is hollowed out and she has something naughty hidden inside

9 - Student, matted hair, drinks pints of beer, listens to The Smiths
- this girl would have a burping contest with you on the first date and leave the bathroom door open while she poops by one week

10 - Investment banker, MBA graduate, workaholic, coke addict, S&M guru
- I want to be her friend :)


JayKeeley said:
Chicks are allowed to answer this poll too, 'cos we all know you have lesbian tendencies 'cos we've all seen porn movies and those are like real life, innit.
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:lol:
 
Where the fuck do you come up with this stuff hahahahahhaa

Under a month:
4 - Dancer, stripper, thong, high heels & fake boobs
6 - Vogue model, catwalk posture, 5ft 10" and above

Keeper:
2 - Buxom, curvaceous, bootylicious, large 'ish
9 - Student, matted hair, drinks pints of beer, listens to The Smiths
 
LOL ...
9 - Student, matted hair, drinks pints of beer, listens to The Smiths
- this girl would have a burping contest with you on the first date and leave the bathroom door open while she poops by one week
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this is NAD's bird !!!
 
haddsie said:
men are intimidated by her height
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That's a concept I've never understood. Were I Tom Cruise 5 years ago, I'd say "look at me, I'm a gay midget, and look at this tall stack o' perfect I get to disappoint sexually every night! God dammit!" Then I'd strut. A lot.
 
lurch70 said:
LOL ...
haddsie said:
9 - Student, matted hair, drinks pints of beer, listens to The Smiths
- this girl would have a burping contest with you on the first date and leave the bathroom door open while she poops by one week
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this is NAD's bird !!!
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I told you she was a keeper!!! :lol: x92845982
 
9 - Student, matted hair, drinks pints of beer, listens to The Smiths
- this girl would have a burping contest with you on the first date and leave the bathroom door open while she poops by one week
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lurch said:
this is NAD's bird !!!
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It is! It's the chick from NYC who walked in on him when he was taking that greasy dump! :lol:
 
LOL ... that was a cool crosspost

Re: tall women ... dated a few myself. I don;t like them ... I like smaller women I can mishandle and throw around the room :lol:
Big girls are clunky!
 
I've never understood the thing about throwing ewok chicks around the room, and hanging them upside down etc. That's like some closet desire to play with Barbies or something. :loco:
 
hmm ... I guess you have not tried it.
best ever was this Brazilian one ... two dates ... amazing ... off the wall ... literally ... since I am a big fucker ... I can carry them and do shit on the move ... i like that ... and apparently the wimenz also.
this is a problem with a 6' tall chick ... things turn more conventional
 
JayKeeley said:
Lurch70: 8ft tall, drives a MINI, and keeps his hairy armpitted chicks in the trunk. :loco:
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that's the boot, not trunk ... you are an American :erk:
 
Nah, small chicks like getting tossed around. The ones I've dated anyhow. That Asian bint I dated would giggle like crazy when I'd pick her up in complete caveman style and throw her on the couch/bed/floor (I did drop her on the floor once, whoops) and have my way with her.
 
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hahahaha yeah. Didn't we have a poll, who will get laid first, and it was about 3 months ago? :lol:

I've dated 3 chicks since my big breakup last year, and currently have 3 others after me. But fuck me, I am just NOT interested in chicks right now. Even the one girl with huge titties that gives great skull? I never even call her back! Fuckit, I'm gonna buy me some leather pants and go full on fruit. :dopey:
 
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