Pick the Chick

I'll take a #1 with freckles please (and a penchant for hiking/the outdoors in general) :dopey:

There's this amazingly hot freckled female cashier at the local super market, she has a kind of stern complexion which is really like for some reason :D
 
Random Beard said:
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Fantastic. Shame about the tattoo. 'Tis like putting a bumper sticker on your Mercedes.
 
Tranquillian said:
I'm gonna marry a nr 2.
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:D

Thanks. Except I'm not that large, just a little thick. Kinda a no. 4 too, as I have the heels and the boobs (but they're real), and also bellydance. I'm not a stripper though, except for the right person...

Also, yay to teh NADrian and General Zod too.
 
Nobody's going for the Nun with the uzi.

If I were ever to make a movie / write a script, you can bet your bottom dollar that it would feature a hot looking nun firing an Uzi 9mm at a bunch of cops or something.
 
JayKeeley said:
If I were ever to make a movie / write a script, you can bet your bottom dollar that it would feature a hot looking nun firing an Uzi 9mm at a bunch of cops or something.
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I have a running movie script with a friend, I'm pretty sure we can incorporate this into it. I mean, we'd have you come in as guest director/star/writer for that part of course.

Note: the movie is set in Vegas, and includes our token black friend who has the ability to get ANYTHING we want within 10 seconds (he's our Helper Monkey), and a guaranteed car crash every 15 minutes. Among many other ridiculous scenes of course, we're aiming for low-budget John Woo foolishness.
 
Check out some Troma made movies ... I think you will find some there :lol:

As far as tats ... man, if I ever see antoher one on a chicks lower back ... I am going to scream like a girl
 
JayKeeley said:
Fantastic. Shame about the tattoo. 'Tis like putting a bumper sticker on your Mercedes.
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Nah. A tattoo on a woman, any place but her chest, is pretty hot. Some places are better than others, but overlall, I dig chicks with ink. I've been trying to get my wife to get some ink for years. No luck.

Zod
 
Of course, the nun has to be wearing some Victorias Secret (or Frederick's of Hollywood) lingerie too, and her habit has to be flapping about in the wind, exposing flashes of her thong and thigh high boots. All the while, she's toting that machine gun like nobody's business.

And yes, those tattoos these chicks are getting across their lower back are gross. Kinda like all that shit Jenna Jameson has across the back of her neck and ankles. Chicks - stop getting tattoos everywhere, it looks crap if you're hot, sexy, and tanned. Otherwise, knock yourself out.

Finally, 4 stars? Why not 5? *sniffs for feminists*
 
Less is always more when it comes to tats on chicks. Something like this I could live with:

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But all this shit just gets in the way...I mean, isn't this one just drawing attention to her love handles?

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And do I really want to be looking Hello Kitty as I'm hammering away at you? I'd really rather not think that you're 7 years old kthnx.

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What Borat looks for in a girl:

1. Blonde
2. No retardment in family
3. Ploughing experience
(preferably one year)
4. Good physique
5. Tight, like a man's anus
6. Nice face
7. Non Jew
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:lol: ^(14!)

#2, no contest.
 
It's quite nice. Not best in the world though, I have seen the best in the world, oh yes! She was this Messiskin I worked with many years ago. Her cheeks could set the world aflame (she carried around a bottle of hot sauce in her purse). I was totally in love with her, then she got all married and pregnant. P'OH.
 
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