pirate joke thread

[pyramazekeyboardist]

This thread is for people to post their pirate jokes! Nothing helps me start my day better then a pirate joke.

Ok, I'll start. Why can't the pirate go see the movie?...........















because it's rated arrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Best thread ever.

How does a pirate smuggle drugs across the border?

He hides them in his booty!

 

[pyramazekeyboardist]

I heard a badass one tonight at work..

What is a buccaneer?









way over priced corn! uke:

 

[Iced Dog]

dear god

*files these away for future use*

 

[Oddity_13]

Best thread ever.

No, if there were sound clips THEN it would be the best thread ever!


How much does a pirate charge for piercings?




A Buccaneer.

 

[pyramazekeyboardist]

why do old pirates need hooks?








because they get arrrrrrrthritis!

 

[Solon]

That this amount of pirate jokes exist just *dazles* me

 

[pyramazekeyboardist]

What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zucchini?




a squashbuckler

 

[pyramazekeyboardist]

What is a pirate's favorite dessert?

peach cobblaaaaaarrrrrr



man, im owning you guys on this. i was expecting more tisk tisk

 

[paranoidmexican009]

this thread made me laugh

 

[Oddity_13]

What is a pirate's favorite dessert?

peach cobblaaaaaarrrrrr



man, im owning you guys on this. i was expecting more tisk tisk

I bow down and apologize.

I'm gonna lay awake all night thinking of ways to incorporat "Arrrrrr" into a joke now.

 

[Xendra]

THIS THREAD INSTAWINS!

What does a pirate put on his fish?



TarrrrrrTarrrrrr sauce!

 

[Rycher]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. When asked why the wheel is in his pants, he replies:








Arrrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!

 

[Trevor Lane]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. When asked why the wheel is in his pants, he replies:








Arrrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!

You stole mine.

 

[marty264]

So I asked a pirate where his buccaneers were, he responded "Under my buccan hat!"

Got that one from Lewis Black's history of the joke last night on the history channel.

 

[Oddity_13]

One pirate said to his fellow crewmate, "Arrrgh, that be a fine looking hook and peg leg ye got for ye'self!"

The pirate replied, "I should think so, it cost me and ARRm and a leg!"

 

[TranQuillum]

Why are pirates, called pirates?

Because they arrrrrrrrrrr!

 

[TheAnonymous]

What does a pirate's daughter play with?

bARRRRRbies!

 

[Jasonic]

Where do Pirates eat???


ARRRRRRRRRRby's

 

[Jasonic]

What's a Pirtate's favorite band????

Sonata ARRRRRRRRRRRctica