Pirate Metal!?

[arg]

I wasn't lying. We really do need ninja metal.

100% agree. the way i imagine, it would be sooo kickass. shuriken and katana effects, random hee-yah!s ...ftw.

edit: it might sound something like this
[ame]http://youtube.com/watch?v=gSjP4oS0DwA&feature=related[/ame]

 

[Nightmare_Heaven]

Running Wild. Thats all you need. Other bands that try to do this style, like Alestorm, may be funny for about 10 seconds, but Running Wild are just excellent.

 

[Onder]

100% agree. the way i imagine, it would be sooo kickass. shuriken and katana effects, random hee-yah!s ...ftw.

edit: it might sound something like this

I laughed after 1:00.

 

[False Joe]

Running Wild. Thats all you need. Other bands that try to do this style, like Alestorm, may be funny for about 10 seconds, but Running Wild are just excellent.

There isn't really a style though
Running Wild is speed metal, and Alestorm is folky power metal.

 

[Einherjar86]

Alestorm is folky power metal.

With very drunken vocals.

 

[False Joe]

He does sound like he's swallowed a pint of rum.
Makes it all the more awesome tbh.
In real life he has no accent I was expecting:
A: Awesome pirate voice
B: Awesome un-understandable scottish accent.
He had neither.

 

[Belligerent]

100% agree. the way i imagine, it would be sooo kickass. shuriken and katana effects, random hee-yah!s ...ftw.

edit: it might sound something like this
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gSjP4oS0DwA&feature=related

:zombie:Reminds me of an MXC skit (Most Xtreme Elimination Challenge)

 

[waif]

Basically:
Swashbuckle - Death metal. Sings about pirates.
Running Wild - Sings about pirates. Classic heavy metal stuff. Speed metal.
Alestorm - Pirate inspired power metal. VERY pirate lyrics. Probably the most piratey ones out there

And also Marooned and Verbal Deception and a couple others.

swashbuckle are from right around my home town, which is pretty sweet

Yeah, they kick ass. Psyched for the new album.

You guys are all faggots.

Pirates = manly.
Metal = manly.

Naturally, pirate metal = ultra-manly.

This is undeniable.
And pirates = more manly than ninjas.

That said, there's no real "pirate metal" genre. Silly thread.

 

[arg]

And pirates = more manly than ninjas.

false

 

[The Butt]

false

Ninjas fail at life. And so do their supporters.

 

[False Joe]

Ninjas fail at life. And so do their supporters.

This is true.

 

[waif]

false

Okay, compare.
Pirates:
Drinking heavily
Robbing people at swordpoint
Sailing the seven seas
Scurvy
Tattoos
Raping wenches
Cutting throats

Ninjas:
Hiding like a little bitch

 

[False Joe]

Ninjas are like "Ooh. Look at me. I appeared from nowhere. Weeee."
Pirates are like "Oi. Wench. Give me some fucking rum, I just shot 3 guys in the face with my awesome pistol and robbed their ship"

 

[waif]

Ninjas are like "Ooh. Look at me. I appeared from nowhere. Weeee."
Pirates are like "Oi. Wench. Give me some fucking tits, I just shot 3 guys in the face with my awesome pistol and robbed their ship"

fyp

 

[jervi]

^I think thats the core of why there is no ninja-metal.
Ninjas make no sound. :Smug:

 

[waif]

also, I don't know how conducive to metal japanese music would be.
And all the lyrics would be "I sneak up behind you and stab you like a little bitch"

 

[ZeroSync]

also, I don't know how conducive to metal japanese music would be.
And all the lyrics would be "I sneak up behind you and stab you like a little bitch"

lmao

 

[Unsanctum]

there was a pirate vs ninja fancy dress show recently in liverpool, i heard there was a bit of a brawl outside, i'd have paid to see that

 

[False Joe]

also, I don't know how conducive to metal japanese music would be.
And all the lyrics would be "I sneak up behind you and stab you like a little bitch"

 

[arg]

a ninja would WTFPWN a pirate in a fight, sneaky or no sneaky