Playful Lies

[Vital Remains]

i knocked up the chick who gave birth to the guy who invented music

 

[Falconspirit]

I can fly

 

[FallenTears]

i am the most powerful sly assassin ^.^ and if you pay me enough ill make all your problems go away ^.^

 

[judas69]

^ here's 5 bucks ..

 

[Susperia]

^^^ Vital Remains, I am that chick.

 

[chris-o-fer]

^ susperia that painting f'n rocks

 

[Susperia]

Aww thank you! That actually means a lot because everyone hates that painting of mine.

 

[chris-o-fer]

really? well they just have no taste then

 

[Mythos Inibri]

I have so much taste that the pope hired me to paint murals on every building in the Vatican and made me the God of a brand new religion!!

 

[Valerie]

God exists and I believe in him!! Praise Jesus!

 

[DeviousDVO]

I'm a stockbroker from New Jersey , go to church every Sunday and spend my free time helping old ladies across the street & listening to southern gospel ...........

 

[Mythos Inibri]

I'm an old lady that got robbed and beaten by DeviousDVO

 

[Akirahito]

I am creator and leader of the Cult of Whammyjammy. My followers chant mantras in my name and bring me jammies.

 

[outrageous]

I am rich and live in a sea-side Italian type cottage place it....Italy of course

 

[DeviousDVO]

Whazzup Samurai Sami ?

 

[pinsher6]

i am angel...

 

[Susperia]

I'm the greatest painter the world has ever known.. Better than Bouguereau. ....


!!!!

 

[Mythos Inibri]

I'm a buck-toothed hilbilly painting better than Rembrandt

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

i killed The Vampire Slayer

 

[Tubbs]

I'm thin.