Please, Help Me

Ophidian_ · Dec 3, 2003

Is there a religion out there that worships egg nog? Because I desperately want in! Every year, I get egg nog, and drink it. It's sooooo damn good. Egg nog is god. Easily the best non-alcoholic drink out there...don't deny it.

???? · Dec 3, 2003

Ophidian_ said:
Is there a religion out there that worships egg nog? Because I desperately want in! Every year, I get egg nog, and drink it. It's sooooo damn good. Egg nog is god. Easily the best non-alcoholic drink out there...don't deny it.

Did you know they sell Egg Nog yogurt now?

Ophidian_ · Dec 3, 2003

What?? Blasphemy! ...never heard of it, is it good? What the hell am I talking about, it's egg nog, gotta be good.

Reverand Joint Smoker · Dec 3, 2003

EggNoggian? or EggNoggish! EggNoggist? Behold the hallowed halls of the Nogg!

PlatypusJesus · Dec 3, 2003

I was thinking about starting a religion for pussy, called pussyism. Just like in the Christian religion, you will worship and pray to Pussy everyday, yet get nothing back in return.....

Ophidian_ · Dec 3, 2003

Lord of Metal said:
I was thinking about starting a religion for pussy, called pussyism. Just like in the Christian religion, you will worship and pray to Pussy everyday, yet get nothing back in return.....

except when I pray to Egg Nog, it brings me delightful tastes to my taste buds.

Reverand Joint Smoker · Dec 3, 2003

Egg Noggstic! :headbang:

PlatypusJesus · Dec 3, 2003

Reverand Joint Smoker · Dec 3, 2003

Took me awhile to get that out of my melon

Kvlt Wench · Dec 4, 2003

Hehehe. Eggnog's awesome.

Lillitu · Dec 4, 2003

Tis the season of.........Eggnog Latte's. Oh yeah.

-Rivfader- · Dec 4, 2003

Stealer of Dreams, that look on your face in your sig makes Warrel look like the most jolliest man on the planet.

Ophidian_ · Dec 4, 2003

I have to admit, that picture does rock.

Dead_Lioness · Dec 4, 2003

has any of you seen that episode of Jackass when they drank so much egg nog they puked egg nog ?
funny shit.

internally grateful · Dec 4, 2003

Ophidian_ said:
I have to admit, that picture does rock.

yeah, except that i totally thought that jewfro was a 40 year old woman...

Lillitu · Dec 4, 2003

Dead_Lioness said:
has any of you seen that episode of Jackass when they drank so much egg nog they puked egg nog ?
funny shit.

oh yeah, the things those guys do. Did you see that episode where, Ithink, Steve-O snorted the wasabi/soy sauce mix? Yeah, that put me off sushi for weeks.