PLEASE!!! Scare me away!

Thanks guys. You managed to bore me away for a little while.

Well, I think we all may agree that this scare away stuff was a
big disaster. So I'm gonna be addictet for yet some time :D
 
I haven't eaten for a month.
There are loads of cobwebs on me.
I have eaten a fly and not noticed.
My ceiling has caved in and I did not noticed.
My left foot fell off and I never noticed.

ALL THANKS TO UM!