plums are the most sexual of all fruit

i know this is probably sounding crazier and crazier, but i was honestly thinking last night, and it carries over until today: that it would be a radical thing to get (soft) ice cream for lunch today!!
 
it just occurred to me that i've never had plum ice cream and i don't even know if it exists, but it sounds awesome. grapes have a certain sexual weight, too, i find.
 
I am thinking that lychee is more sexual than plums. I also enjoy plums quite a bit, ripe and unripe doesn't phase me, the former is just much better.

A nice juicy plum is a bitch to eat though, you bite into it and all the juice pops out and stream down your chin...
 
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i just found recipes online for "ben & jerry's plum ice cream" but i checked their website and it doesn't look like they make it (maybe it's a retired flavour?) and i've never seen it!