Bachelor of Audio Engineering from JMC Academy, Melbourne.
Biggest waste of my life apart from the entirety of high school.
I feel yah man.
I'm at an earlier stage of this.
And yes, I have to agree, total fucking crap, high school was shit, so is getting a qualification in audio engineering. I'm fed up collecting meaningless bits of paper.
The course I'm on is steeped in management bullshit and mostly various other crap I could do at home, I don't need to know how to "network" to be an audio engineer ffs, I've been networking my whole life.
That and the studios have three grand Quested monitors, ten to thirty grand desks, amazing pre's and Protools HD with digidesign 96's, sounds awesome right?
But they don't have any fucking decent amps! So with all this amazing gear, the source product - the most important bit from an engineers perspective imho - isn't there, whats the point of mixing on amazing monitors when you're listening to the guitar tone from a fucking 15 watt solid state Orange Crush, or when you're listening to a drum kit thats not had the skins changed in the last 3 years.
That and the people on the course I have to mix with, god dammit, no I don't want to run one whole side of guitar through an effectron and have the other side clean, no I don't want the biggest cave in the world reverb on the snare because you are obsessed with the 80's sound and want it in a jazz song, no I don't want to mix with the guy that can't listen to a song for longer than twenty seconds and who insists on treating other people to music by cranking his headphones up in the studio while we're trying to mix.
That and the lecturers idea of mastering seems to be topping and tailing the signal then slapping a few mids on in there.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.
/Rant