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[Dhatura]

thats sooooooo romantic. hahaha do you know you might have to wait forever, my dear dhatura?

Oh, so do you think my heart is hard to twist? It always gets twisted when I don't expect it.

 

[Malaclypse]

Well, women need practice too, practising how they could tell the man what to do, I mean how to explain to him what they like without his taking a huff. So when things aren't going automatically, it's like walking on a tightrope.

best thing is if both sides just state what they like and what they don't. of course it's difficult and i won't do that out of the hat, but it's the best for sex anyway.

 

[Dhatura]

best thing is if both sides just state what they like and what they don't. of course it's difficult and i won't do that out of the hat, but it's the best for sex anyway.

*waiting for the possibility to put theory into practice *

 

[Malaclypse]

aren't there some handsome lads in hungary?

 

[Dhatura]

aren't there some handsome lads in hungary?

Hm. That makes me think. There must be. But why haven't I found any that would want me as much as I would want him and vice versa?

It's a really hard question indeed.

It must be the English language *really puzzled*

 

[Malaclypse]

heh, i assume it's this "the grass is always greener on the other side" (not the gay side!) thing. if i would pick countries where attractive women are from i wouldn't possibly say germany. the ones you got in your own country maybe just are too normal, too average. for example i heard a finn not long ago complaining about all women being blonde and tall. a spaniard for example would kill for this.

 

[Dhatura]

heh, i assume it's this "the grass is always greener on the other side" (not the gay side!) thing. if i would pick countries where attractive women are from i wouldn't possibly say germany. the ones you got in your own country maybe just are too normal, too average. for example i heard a finn not long ago complaining about all women being blonde and tall. a spaniard for example would kill for this.

This might sound funny but I already noticed it like five years ago that I'm much more honest and open in English, because I don't feel the weight of words that much. So English really helps me open up. It makes it much easier to say the same things. I wonder what native speakers of English deduce from my words.

And the net, of course... The net is a godsend

 

[Malaclypse]

that's true... never thought about it this way.
your mother tounge makes it all sound way more official.

 

[Dhatura]

that's true... never thought about it this way.
your mother tounge makes it all sound way more official.

And nerve-wrecking.

 

[Malaclypse]

but on the other hand i really don't know how to express it politely in english if i would want to fuck.

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

dhatura is right there. speaking in another language gives you some sort of barrier.

 

[Malaclypse]

err, i think she meant just the opposite...?

 

[Dhatura]

Well, the barrier or shield of ignorance I'm not good at wording my twisted thoughts in English that much, so it may help. It prevents me from entering into long and fucked-up conversations about "the self-analysis of our relationship".

Though maybe I'm speaking bullshit here, haha.

Maybe there's more to it.

Ehh, I don't want to fall into the trap of wording my twisted thoughts here

 

[Strangelight]

Well, women need practice too, practising how they could tell the man what to do, I mean how to explain to him what they like without his taking a huff. So when things aren't going automatically, it's like walking on a tightrope.

Ah, no need to complicate things. Gob, gob, arse. Simple like.

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

no i mean a shelter like.

 

[Malaclypse]

you're so unromantic

 

[Dhatura]

Ah, no need to complicate things. Gob, gob, arse. Simple like.

I was never allowed to practise that

 

[Strangelight]

I was never allowed to practise that !

get on the 'Dear Susie' thread and she'll tell you what to do

 

[Malaclypse]

eh? i always thought women don't have much fun with both gob and arse. that would readjust my whole approach on the subject

 

[Dhatura]

eh? i always thought women don't have much fun with both gob and arse. that would readjust my whole approach on the subject

Oh, I guess we have to specify here what Strangelight exactly means, cause I think I misinterpreted the arse part. I was predominantly thinking of his arse as a really exciting territory, not mine As for the gob, whatever...

*shielded by English *