Portlandia

[lurch70]

Holy Shit dorian ... this show is a piss a minute riot ... fuck me you were right for once.

Can't really be even explained best for anyone just to see the first 22 minute episode.

CACAO

 

[Dick Sirloin]

(now remind me again why these aren't hipsters)

 

[dorian gray]

.. fuck me you were right for once.

also...the skit dick posted is one of the best ones
"Did you read the Bible?"

if anyone can find the one where they go and visit the organic chicken farm, please post it

 

[lurch70]

Those aren't hipsters. People in willimsburgh are hipsters. These are some post san fran hippies or something.

That skit in the libraray with the old lady and these fools playing hide and seek

I like these cameos from these actors who normally play pretty straight roles. Fucking genius

 

[Dick Sirloin]

If those aren't hipsters, then i would hate to see what real ones are like

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Also, the main chick in the show is from the ace-as-fuck girl punk band Sleater-Kinney. not that anyone here cares

 

[lurch70]

the jew broad?

those ARE NOT hipsters ... again ... those ARE NOT hipsters

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Dude. You are reaching dorian levels of wrongness

 

[lurch70]

dude i am in the midsts of hipster central world headquarters DAILY

 

[Ars Magna]

*I have to agree with Lurch on this one...and it has NOTHING to do with the fact that he can kick my ass. I view these people as ex-something that have grown up and are whatever they are today.

*disclaimer: I have only watched the first episode and I was hammered so I may detract the above statement at some point.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Sez 2 40+ dudes who dont have to associate with these vunts on a daily basis. he's even wearing the hipster stache. THE HIPSTER STACHE.

p.s. hi arse!

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Just informed both my girlfriends i am "sick" tonight, so i can sit around drinking booze and listen to the FUCKIN TUNES, MAN. There may be repercussions tomorrow............

 

[lurch70]

both my girlfriends

you ARE THE MAN!

 

[lurch70]

it's even spelled out in the first bit of episode 1 ... it's some nostalgic trip through all things early 90's ... which of course makes no sense either.

 

[Ars Magna]

Just informed both my girlfriends i am "sick" tonight, so i can sit around drinking booze and listen to the FUCKIN TUNES, MAN. There may be repercussions tomorrow............

Imma go ahead and one up Lurch's props by including the entire fucking post.

2 women = kick ass (and twice the inane chatter, though I could learn to deal)

Lying for the sake of drinking and listening to music = FUCKING HELL YES.

You're ready for marriage, son.

 

[dorian gray]

it's even spelled out in the first bit of episode 1 ... it's some nostalgic trip through all things early 90's ... which of course makes no sense either.

lurch wins again. You're just plain wrong, Mr. Dick!
But it's ok though, because you have two girlfriends!

 

[lurch70]

You're ready for marriage, son.

... except when you are married they are in the same house with you.

 

[lurch70]

because you have two girlfriends!

you were the first ... won't be the last.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I shouldn't have said anything, haha

But they are both classy, hot broads who do not annoy me. If i could combine their best traits into one girl, i would marry her in a heartbeat

BUT: it is not as cool as one may think. Between work, writing, hanging out with bros, hanging out with the gfs, keeping the gfs from finding out about one another (though i have my fantasies), i have precious little ME TIME in which i can ROCK OUT and, like, do stuff on my own. But i am changing that. Life is about ME ME ME ME ME and goddammit, i am 26 and i can do whatever the fuck i want!

Although, in my drunken Talk Talk rampage, i texted one of them this (paraphrase): "let's go somewhere incredible for dinner tomorrow night. your choice. i'm buying."

goodbye, my money

 

[cthulufhtagn]

hahaha

cheap dates ftw