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[VangelicSurgeon]

nagle nagle doo
nagle dee da dum da da
nizagleator

 

[xfer]

The butterfly zooms
straight into my yawning mouth
I'm hungry no more.

 

[chupe666]

Sex in the City
Sarah Jessica Parker
Eat my shorts and die.


Penguin in sweater
Mandrill shows his face again
Street Fighter kicks ass

 

[FalseTodd]

Ah, little chipmunk.
Shaped, as all chipmunks must be,
Like a torpedo.

Here's an old one:
Crocodile Dundee
Selling out to Subaru.
I'll show you a knife.

 

[FalseTodd]

I wish I could say I made this one up:

A winter's morning
All alone
Furiously pounding my shaft

 

[FuSoYa]

cocaine, fights, cocaine
cocaine, fights, cocaine, cocaine
god i hate boston

 

[FalseTodd]

cocaine, fights, cocaine
cocaine, fights, cocaine, cocaine
maybe why I left?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

what is the dif'rence
twixt a movie and a film?
explosions, m'man.

 

[fainéant]

word, word, yo weird bird
flappin, pimpin, yo dayz 'way
move bitches to me.

--

yeah, I will call the above the butterfly effect. \m/

 

[FuSoYa]

Those Driver brothers
They are easy on the eyes
If you are Ray Charles

 

[Thanatos]

no

 

[ezekiel]

i fucking hate work
because i am here right now
i want to go home

 

[Ecto]

i'm so tired today
maybe i have worked a lot
but i woke up now

 

[fainéant]

gnosis up my ass,
life ain't nothing but musin
music in a well.

 

[chupe666]

Sirens ring outside
I hope they never catch him;
Run, Jerry Springer.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Heliologue]

i eat chocolate
it goes straight to my fat thighs
nobody loves me


(this is my teenage girl haiku)

 

[FuSoYa]

Mike played Dream Theater
Then made a thread about it
I hope they get AIDS

 

[Heliologue]

Originally posted by FuSoYa
Mike played Dream Theater

that's 6 syllables

 

[ezekiel]

Originally posted by saturnix

that's 6 syllables

no it's not.

and "i eat chocolate" is only 4.