post your haikus here

[sands of the seas]

Oh and i have no haiku... Well i'll give it a shot...

My pen is so green
Last night i had a bad dream
My room is not clean

Well that was... crap

 

[ezekiel]

Originally posted by sands of the seas

But going by that logic, every word with a hard c would have to have a vowel after it. I don't see the words crap, clap or clit being spelled carap, colap or culit. So if those words are spelled without those second letter vowels, isn't it possible that some people would say cho-clate, therefor eliminating the need for the o? If you do say cho-clate you're a freak, but it's still possible j/k

thank you...i think.
but it's choc-late, not cho-clate. does that make me less of a freak?

 

[FuSoYa]

This thread's not funny
Because some party poopers
Argue semantics

 

[chupe666]

I need a fresh beer.
Die Angela Lansbury;
You owe me money.

 

[ezekiel]

 

[Heliologue]

Originally posted by FuSoYa
This thread's not funny
Because some party poopers
Argue semantics

no, not really, man.
this is linguistics instead.
wait, i'm a pooper?

 

[FuSoYa]

Pooper potential
But it's really no big deal
Let's smoke a fatty

 

[ezekiel]

who cares how many
syllables there are in words
everybody sucks

 

[chupe666]

Litter box not here
You must have moved it again
I'll crap in the sink.

http://www.fanciers.com/haiku.shtml

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Sine wave patterns here
the surges of comedy
break on this e-shore

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I hear "Do you watch?"
Oh, American Idol
blind me with hot nails

 

[ezekiel]

that show is so gay
but that one girl is so hot
i hope she will win

 

[chupe666]

That guy with the FRO
Looks like Saved By the Bell's Screech
I hope he dies soon.

 

[ezekiel]

ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha

 

[xfer]

Japanese artists
created the haiku for
love of art. Not this.

 

[FuSoYa]

Speaking of Japan,
A gorgeous land and culture,
Please post more cosplay.

 

[xfer]

We brought you art and
writing, and music. Now we
Bring tentacle rape.

 

[fainéant]

rape yourself today,
everyday, onanism,
cynicism's sore!

 

[ezekiel]

i want maudlin of
the well to release their dem
os to buy right now!

 

[D Mullholand]

sky, cunt full of clouds
churches merrily aligned
dicks juggle boulders