PP Quotes

[NickDivision]

Let's be honest, there were a million quotables at ProgPower V, but Jon Oliva may have had the best.

When offered a bottle of Jack Daniels, he said "I never touch the stuff."

heh.

 

[eaeolian]

"Kill me, stuff me, and point me in that direction"

 

[NickDivision]

yeah that was priceless.

 

[scooterSST]

ME: Dude, I'm not gonna make to Cheetahs 'cause I'm too ghghgdygdguedfpbfbpsifb upph.

Nick: after calling my room "Gimme the phone, I speak singer"

 

[eaeolian]

"If you don't get wet, gravity done f**ked up!"

 

[NickDivision]

"is that corset lined?

"no"

"would you like it to be?"

 

[eaeolian]

"I'm not sure, but I think there was penetration going on there..."

 

[NickDivision]

I remember a ton of them but I don't want to be a tool and quote myself.

How bout the flight attendant? "Does anyone have any more questions?"

The look Mike and I exchanged was pretty much pure evil.

Mmmm...stewardess...

 

[scooterSST]

flying back from Atlanta, the "flight attendant" was going through his bit with the O2 mask, and Mandy leans over to me and says in her most dire tone...

"I don't want to die with an enema bag and a plastic butter cup strapped to my face".

 

[NickDivision]

bahahahah. That's priceless.

 

[savascream]

Sorry nothing beats that Dr. Metal guys comment.

We're heading up in the fairfield elevator with a girl we met at the cheetah and she asks if we have booze in the room. I'm like sure I'll buy ya a drink. a good 2 seconds go by and out of the blue Dr. Metal says: "I'm not bying booze for a chick that's not going to f*ck me!" LOL!!! I'm still laughing!!

 

[jaimek]

MetalRose gave directions:

"Can someone tell me how to get to The Fairfield?"
"Certianly, walk up the block, take a left at the dead rat, then take a right at the dead bird."

 

[NickDivision]

yeah, Doc Metal and Oliva have honors for the funniest comments. How did he survive man? he was plastered at like 3 pm Thursday and exactly as plastered at 3 am!