Primal Fear cd release party

[MadeInNewJersey]

primal fear, really, really, kicks ass

Based on that avatar, this post was probably made under the influence of Ecstasy.

 

[Nate The Great]

I have a Primal Fear promo, and it caused me to create the posts above. God they suck something fierce!

 

[HarmonyDies....]

5 Stars.

 

[JayKeeley]

Personally I wouldn't mind turning up, I ain't heard Primal Fear before but word through the grapevine suggests it'd be my kind of thing...however, 3000 miles of ocean would put a stop to a mish

Go to Derby instead. They're playing at Bloodstock this year.

Honestly Ayeka, Primal Fear are possibly one of the worst bands on the planet. Horrible JP Painkiller clones, that don't even have the creativity in coming up with their own album covers. Each one is basically a copy of Screaming for Vengeance.

Anyway, the final evidence is in the picture below. The chick with the dungmask had the option of either listening to a Primal Fear album, or having the bearded dude shit all over her face. Guess which option she chose?

 

[Nate The Great]

Seriously . . . who could possibly get off on eating somebodies shit??? Am I just an ol' boy from the bible belt, or are some of these sexual perversions just beyond comprehension.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Lmao.

 

[JayKeeley]

Seriously . . . who could possibly get off on eating somebodies shit??? Am I just an ol' boy from the bible belt, or are some of these sexual perversions just beyond comprehension.

Which is ironic since perversions of this kind are only conducted by those who live in the bible belt.

 

[Nate The Great]

Really?

So it's not common to make the wife "nay" like a horse when I want to get in the mood?

 

[JayKeeley]

So it's not common to make the wife "nay" like a horse when I want to get in the mood?

Well, you might want to try getting her to "oink" instead, Mr Ned Beatty.

 

[NAD]

SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!!!!!!

Seriously though, this thread should never die. Although I feel safer viewing it at work since our firewall blocks out all the sick shit posted here.

 

[JayKeeley]

wayland smithers should be proud of what he started. It's not like every spam thread gets a 5 star rating.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I am near certain he gave his own thread 5 stars, if such a thing is possible.

 

[JayKeeley]

5 Stars.

'twas Harmony Dies that did it! He killed Professor Plum in the library with the 12 " dildo. Just call me Sheerluck Holmes.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Oh yeah, I forgot that post. I was too busy puking and defecating on myself.

 

[wayland smithers]

wayland smithers should be proud of what he started. It's not like every spam thread gets a 5 star rating.

Yes I am proud of the thread I started because www.thatssometal.com is happy to host this party for Primal Fear, although, I did not know it would be such I waste of time to post the news on this message board. I did not realize the mentality of the Royal Carnage readers.

 

[NAD]

Staffers too, don't forget.

 

[JayKeeley]

Arf Arf!

 

[Erik]

Actually, it was I who put 5 stars. I think this thread is mightily hilarious.

NP: Entombed "Lights Out"

ROCK ÄN ROLL

 

[Erik]

Uh, so HD also put 5 stars later but anywayyyyyyyyys.


Beer + Entombed = Win

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Yes I am proud of the thread I started because www.thatssometal.com is happy to host this party for Primal Fear, although, I did not know it would be such I waste of time to post the news on this message board. I did not realize the mentality of the Royal Carnage readers.

It's not that, it's just that Royal Carnage isn't so single-power-metal-minded. That, and most of our staff/readers have the good sense to realize that Primal Fear is teh suX0r.