probably below-the-avarage cosmetics/beauty thread

[Naku ist krig]

You are a perv. Now tell us how do you express it with your appearance.
This thread is concentrated to headside beauty, so dont expect any questions of cocks and that sorta stuff.

1.
a) your current gender?
b) your age?

2. member of weird subgroup, e.g. metal-rednecks?

3. how much money you use to cosmetics per month?

4. what do you do yer face if you "make-up" yourself.
daily:
special occasions:

5. how much you do these "removing-things" like picking your eyebrows or shaving the hair out of you gums?
b) do you cut your own hair?

6. your fingernails are long enough to work as murderweapons, what do you do?

7. what do you think of the lenght of your/your closest male friend´s firegadget?

7. do you have any good tips that you wanna give to others?

8. on scale from 1 to 10, how scary is that someone has eyebrows taller that 3 cm? (not referring to myself, yet)

9.
a) outer or inner beauty?
b) only ugly people say that inner beauty counts?
c) you´re lying or what?

10.
a) if you prefer women: is moustache a murder?
b) if you prefer men: guys makes up, a murder (to be commited)?

11. what do you think of your face? is it really beautiful or ugly as hell-l?
you + och - ?

12. when you grow old and you natural beauty flees like a fucker, will try to use surgery to catch some old times? What is you opinion on operations-
of-that-kind anyway?

13. name one really handsome male and one really beautiful female.
post a link or picture if you have time.


And if this subject has already been discussed somewhere, I am sorry.
I tried to use "search" but found nothing relevant.

 

[hyena]

a) your current gender?

female.

b) your age?

25.

2. member of weird subgroup, e.g. metal-rednecks?

i used to be quite the punk. now i'm ordinary-looking, although i sometimes spike my hair up.

3. how much money you use to cosmetics per month?

50 euros: mostly body creams, shower gels, etc.

4. what do you do yer face if you "make-up" yourself.

i don't do face make-up. i hate it.

5. how much you do these "removing-things" like picking your eyebrows or shaving the hair out of you gums?

well, i remove body hair at regular intervals, like any other woman.

b) do you cut your own hair?

i used to. i don't anymore, waste of time.

6. your fingernails are long enough to work as murderweapons, what do you do?

nibble chew eat.

7. what do you think of the lenght of your/your closest male friend´s firegadget?

i don't have one and i've never seen my closest friend's one. i don't want to, either.

7. do you have any good tips that you wanna give to others?

if you're a woman, never shave with a razor. hair grows stubbornly strong if you shave with a razor. wax or cream.

8. on scale from 1 to 10, how scary is that someone has eyebrows taller that 3 cm? (not referring to myself, yet)

8.

9.
a) outer or inner beauty?

both.

b) only ugly people say that inner beauty counts?

no, not really.

c) you´re lying or what?

i'm what.

10.

b) if you prefer men: guys makes up, a murder (to be commited)?

most definitely.


11. what do you think of your face? is it really beautiful or ugly as hell-l?
you + och - ?

it's okayish, a bit on the chubby side at the moment unfortunately.

12. when you grow old and you natural beauty flees like a fucker, will try to use surgery to catch some old times? What is you opinion on operations-
of-that-kind anyway?

naah, evil.

13. name one really handsome male and one really beautiful female.
post a link or picture if you have time.

i'll refer to actors in order to make things quicker for everyone. hot boy: josh hartnett (as in conventionally hot, beautiful) and jeremy irons (as in devoiding me of any ability to reason). hot girl: catherine zeta-jones (kind of woman i'd want if i were gay) and maria grazia cucinotta (kind of woman i'd want if i were a man).

 

[Dark_Jester]

1.
a) your current gender? Male...what do you mean current?
b) your age? 20

2. member of weird subgroup, e.g. metal-rednecks? Melodic-death metal lawyer?

3. how much money you use to cosmetics per month? Including soap, deoderant, aftershave, shaving cream, shampoo, toothpaste, hair-wax and moisturiser, about £30 (averaging out the aftershave as I do NOT go through a bottle a month )

4. what do you do yer face if you "make-up" yourself.
daily: Wash hair, brush teeth, wax hair, moisturise, shave, apply deoderant.
special occasions: As above, except adding aftershave.

5. how much you do these "removing-things" like picking your eyebrows or shaving the hair out of you gums? Hair in gums? Not in my body matey. I shave my face, thats about it.
b) do you cut your own hair? Nope.

6. your fingernails are long enough to work as murderweapons, what do you do? Wear yellow latex, call myself wolverine, and join some freaks for hijinks and merry adventures.

7. what do you think of the lenght of your/your closest male friend´s firegadget? Mine, appropriate, theirs, I hope never to see.

7. do you have any good tips that you wanna give to others? This should be 8, captain smartyhead Mine is you never look as bad as you think you do; that little blemish you become fixated on, most people will not even notice.

8. on scale from 1 to 10, how scary is that someone has eyebrows taller that 3 cm? (not referring to myself, yet) Scary enough that I've never measured

9.
a) outer or inner beauty? Both are good, but inner is more endearing.
b) only ugly people say that inner beauty counts? What? No!
c) you´re lying or what? What are you trying to say?

10.
a) if you prefer women: is moustache a murder? By legal definitions, no.
b) if you prefer men: guys makes up, a murder (to be commited)? Corpsepaint count?

11. what do you think of your face? is it really beautiful or ugly as hell-l?
you + och - ? Hmm...about average?

12. when you grow old and you natural beauty flees like a fucker, will try to use surgery to catch some old times? What is you opinion on operations-of-that-kind anyway? I'm not really thrilled with the idea...I know I wouldn't, and I think it should mainly be for people who need it, especially after serious injuries, rather than those pursuing their vision of perfection.

13. name one really handsome male and one really beautiful female.
post a link or picture if you have time.
Female: Alyson Hannigan if you mean celebrities only, if not, milady Northern Lights is high in my books
Male: Johnny Depp

 

[Northern Lights]

1. a) your current gender?
female

b) your age?
18

2. member of weird subgroup, e.g. metal-rednecks?
I'm more like the odrinary-looking, slightly weird loner

3. how much money you use to cosmetics per month?
usually nothing at all, unless I need something to clean my face with, shampoo, body lotion etc.

4. what do you do yer face if you "make-up" yourself.
daily: nothing at all, it's too time-consuming and just really a waste of money too
special occasions: mascara, eye-shadow and lip gloss. if I feel like bothering, which sometimes I don't...

5. how much you do these "removing-things" like picking your eyebrows or shaving the hair out of you gums?
well, eyebrows and other bodyhair...
b) do you cut your own hair?
nope I'm useless with my hands, I'm useless with hair, and those two combined... *shudders*

6. your fingernails are long enough to work as murderweapons, what do you do?
I cut the ones on my left hand and leave those on the right. they'll come in handy when I play the guitar...

7. what do you think of the lenght of your/your closest male friend´s firegadget?
headside beauty you said... and then you must of course be referring to the nose! and that's quite alright

7. do you have any good tips that you wanna give to others?
please please PLEASE PLEASE don't shave your eyebrows only to then paint new eyebrows above the old ones! After a day or so, you will look like you have 4 eyebrows, which is teh scary

8. on scale from 1 to 10, how scary is that someone has eyebrows taller that 3 cm? (not referring to myself, yet)
11

9.
a) outer or inner beauty?
a person with good looks can become disgustingly ugly if he's not a pleasant person, and an ugly person can become good-looking through a great personality. it's a universal truth. besides, what exactly IS beauty anyway?
b) only ugly people say that inner beauty counts?
nope, not really
c) you´re lying or what?
no

10.
b) if you prefer men: guys makes up, a murder (to be commited)?
I say live and let live

11. what do you think of your face? is it really beautiful or ugly as hell-l?
you + och - ?
I've learned to live with it

12. when you grow old and you natural beauty flees like a fucker, will try to use surgery to catch some old times? What is you opinion on operations-
of-that-kind anyway?
nope. I consider it rather pathetic. aging is natural, looking like cher or michael jackson is not.

13. name one really handsome male and one really beautiful female.
post a link or picture if you have time.
handsome male: Ben and as for celebrities, johnny depp, naturally
handsome female: I really can't think of anyone immediately... lauren graham (of gilmore girls) perhaps? nah... dunno.

 

[Kovenant84]

1.
a) your current gender? Male
b) your age? 19

2. member of weird subgroup, e.g. metal-rednecks?
Hrm... nerd who occasionally tries to look metal

3. how much money you use to cosmetics per month?
Erm... if I say none, don't think I'm not hygenic. I just don't have to go buy stuff every month.

4. what do you do yer face if you "make-up" yourself.
daily: Well, aside from showering, I wash my face, comb/gel hair, shave, etc.
special occasions: I'll put on some cologne or something. And probably get my hair cut.

5. how much you do these "removing-things" like picking your eyebrows or shaving the hair out of you gums?
Heh... um, well my ex enjoyed doin my eyebrows...
b) do you cut your own hair?
Nah... let ex do that twice... never again...

6. your fingernails are long enough to work as murderweapons, what do you do?
Usually, I've already bitten them off, but I'll just cut 'em.

7. what do you think of the lenght of your/your closest male friend´s firegadget?
Adequate/sorta average. It gets the job done though

7. do you have any good tips that you wanna give to others?
Huh... well, heh... should I say this?...
What the hell... if you're gonna let someone convince you to shave somewhere you ordinarily don't, know beforehand that it'll itch like a motherfuck for a week or two.

8. on scale from 1 to 10, how scary is that someone has eyebrows taller that 3 cm? (not referring to myself, yet)
Just pretty damn scary. 8?

9.
a) outer or inner beauty? To be honest, both.
b) only ugly people say that inner beauty counts? No.
c) you´re lying or what? What.

10.
a) if you prefer women: is moustache a murder? Er... not preferable.
b) if you prefer men: guys makes up, a murder (to be commited)? It's just kinda scary unless its for a show.

11. what do you think of your face? is it really beautiful or ugly as hell-l?
you + och - ?
I'd say average. I know people who like it and those who don't.

12. when you grow old and you natural beauty flees like a fucker, will try to use surgery to catch some old times? What is you opinion on operations-
of-that-kind anyway?
Nope. Only thing I've ever considered is gettin something done for my ears. Damn big fuckers stick out too much.

13. name one really handsome male and one really beautiful female.
post a link or picture if you have time.
Hrm...
As far as a female I'd want? Alyssa Milano is pretty nice
As far as a guy I'd wanna look like? Johnny Depp is by far the coolest actor out there, but I'd probably stick closer to what I actually look like, and go for Josh Hartnett. And no, I'm not saying that 'cause of Hyena, lol. Someone actually once told me I looked like a cross between him and Tom Cruise. Right :Smug: .

~Kovenant

 

[Hiljainen]

1.
a) your current gender?
-female

b) your age?
-18

2. member of weird subgroup, e.g. metal-rednecks?
-i have no idea

3. how much money you use to cosmetics per month?
-not much

4. what do you do yer face if you "make-up" yourself.
daily: face cream or some fundation, and eye pencil
special occasions: same as before, i just spend more that 2 minutes(then 5) putting make up on

5. how much you do these "removing-things" like picking your eyebrows or shaving the hair out of you gums?
-eyebrows, body hair

b) do you cut your own hair?
-yes, it's pointless to waste time and money just to shorten it a bit like i usually do

6. your fingernails are long enough to work as murderweapons, what do you do?
-they break before they can get long

7. what do you think of the lenght of your/your closest male friend´s firegadget?
-i have no idea

7. do you have any good tips that you wanna give to others?
-wax's biggest problem is not the pain, but the mess you create, if you never used it you have no idea of how annoying it is

8. on scale from 1 to 10, how scary is that someone has eyebrows taller that 3 cm? (not referring to myself, yet)
-at least 9

9.
a) outer or inner beauty?
-both of them

b) only ugly people say that inner beauty counts?
-mm..no

c) you´re lying or what?
-

10.
b) if you prefer men: guys makes up, a murder (to be commited)?
-

11. what do you think of your face? is it really beautiful or ugly as hell-l?
you + och - ?
-i don't like it, but it's there

12. when you grow old and you natural beauty flees like a fucker, will try to use surgery to catch some old times? What is you opinion on operations-
of-that-kind anyway?
-no

13. name one really handsome male and one really beautiful female.
post a link or picture if you have time.
-i should think about it, probably edward norton, for the female maybe monica bellucci, but i'm not sure

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

1. a) your current gender? Male
b) your age? 21

2. member of weird subgroup, e.g. metal-rednecks? Well now that you mention, metal-redneck .

3. how much money you use to cosmetics per month? Maybe $10, I dont need much aside from all the razors to keep up with the body hair .

4. what do you do yer face if you "make-up" yourself. Nothing really, possibly shave more than once a month .

5. how much you do these "removing-things" like picking your eyebrows or shaving the hair out of you gums? I brush my teeth afew times a day.

b) do you cut your own hair? Yes

6. your fingernails are long enough to work as murderweapons, what do you do? Bite them off .

7. do you have any good tips that you wanna give to others? When shaving your scrotum, be sure to pull your sack so its a flat shaving surface.

8. on scale from 1 to 10, how scary is that someone has eyebrows taller that 3 cm? (not referring to myself, yet) I'd have to go for 1.

9. a) outer or inner beauty? Both, they go hand in hand.
b) only ugly people say that inner beauty counts? Nope.
c) you´re lying or what? Possibly.

10. a) if you prefer women: is moustache a murder? Yes.

11. what do you think of your face? is it really beautiful or ugly as hell-l? Egh, somewhere in between. I have a face like a child .

12. when you grow old and you natural beauty flees like a fucker, will try to use surgery to catch some old times? What is you opinion on operations-of-that-kind anyway? No, I would never get an operation to alter what I was born with. Like NL said it is pathetic to try and stop the natural aging process, or to even be ashamed of smth you cant help.

13. name one really handsome male and one really beautiful female. post a link or picture if you have time. For really beautiful female I would have to go with Christina Ricci

For handsom guy

. THE GOVENOR!!!

 

[JackhammerRape]

1.
a) your current gender?

Male

b) your age?

21

2. member of weird subgroup, e.g. metal-rednecks?

Pretty general. Black wearing, often smartly dressed, suit, black shirt, some silver. People say i look like the lost member of ackercocke.

3. how much money you use to cosmetics per month?

Maybe £20, deodorant, shaving foam, hair wax, stuff usually lasts me ages though, i have about 50 assorted bottles with probably about an inch left of product in each.

4. what do you do yer face if you "make-up" yourself.

daily: shower & wash, play with beard/facial hair i.e shave, or trim beard into absurd shapes. (Just shaved off the wolverines).
special occasions: Hire someone better looking to go in my place. Seriously:, maybe do something new with the hair, extra preening, dress up.

5. how much you do these "removing-things" like picking your eyebrows or shaving the hair out of you gums?

Tweak the eyebrows sometimes, any unruly hairs get the tweezers of doom!

b) do you cut your own hair?

Nope, a very nice girl in the salon down the road cuts it for me.

6. your fingernails are long enough to work as murderweapons, what do you do?

Start killing children and hide in a boiler room. Take on a hockey mask wearing fool that claims his franchise is bigger than mine!

7. what do you think of the lenght of your/your closest male friend´s firegadget?

My extinguisher is in perfect working order thankyou.

7. do you have any good tips that you wanna give to others?

Always dampen down the facial hair before shaving, this makes it softer to cut, and reduces abrasion on the skin. Also, use an alcohol free after-shave, as alcohol dries the skin out, and makes you look older. (Ten points for identifying the film/book that last bit came from)

8. on scale from 1 to 10, how scary is that someone has eyebrows taller that 3 cm? (not referring to myself, yet)

*measures* hmm.. not at all.. now, if they moved i'd be worried.

9.
a) outer or inner beauty?

Inner matters more at the end of the day. While outer may draw you in, its the personality that ultimately counts.

b) only ugly people say that inner beauty counts?

Bull+shit,

c) you´re lying or what?

Say "what" again. I dare you, I double dare you, mother-fucker! Say "what" one more Goddamn time!
(another ten points for that one. slightly easier)

10.
a) if you prefer women: is moustache a murder?

Not murder, but certainly a paper bag job.

b) if you prefer men: guys makes up, a murder (to be commited)?

whats wrong with a little corpse paint, how do you think mimes feel?

11. what do you think of your face? is it really beautiful or ugly as hell-l?
you + och - ?

Depends on the day, today, i'm going with cheese grate it off and get me a new one!

12. when you grow old and you natural beauty flees like a fucker, will try to use surgery to catch some old times? What is you opinion on operations-
of-that-kind anyway?

No, not for me, by then i'm hoping technology will keep us ever-young, failing that, i'll have found the secret to immortality.

13. name one really handsome male and one really beautiful female.
post a link or picture if you have time.

Male: Tom Cruise, but i'm biased.
Female: Christina Scabbia of Lacuna Coil.

woo. all done. what do i win?

 

[His Divine Shadow]

1.
a) your current gender?
female

b) your age?
28

2. member of weird subgroup, e.g. metal-rednecks?
most people think it's weird that I'm a girl who likes metal

3. how much money you use to cosmetics per month?
just depends, don't have to buy some stuff every month

4. what do you do yer face if you "make-up" yourself.
daily:
pimple prevention medication (it generally works well). I usually don't put on make-up

special occasions:
foundation, powder, lipstick, mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow, blush...the works. But I don't put in on thick!

5. how much you do these "removing-things" like picking your eyebrows or shaving the hair out of you gums?
eyebrows, body hair

b) do you cut your own hair?
no

6. your fingernails are long enough to work as murderweapons, what do you do?
I wouldn't let them get that long in the first place

7. what do you think of the lenght of your/your closest male friend´s firegadget?
Don't know anything about that

7. do you have any good tips that you wanna give to others?
When buying conditioner for your hair, don't get the really cheap stuff; it doesn't work as well.

8. on scale from 1 to 10, how scary is that someone has eyebrows taller that 3 cm? (not referring to myself, yet)
um...8

9.
a) outer or inner beauty?
both, but inner beauty is more important

b) only ugly people say that inner beauty counts?
no

c) you´re lying or what?
maybe, maybe not

10.
a) if you prefer women: is moustache a murder?
don't prefer women

b) if you prefer men: guys makes up, a murder (to be commited)?
I don't care for it

11. what do you think of your face? is it really beautiful or ugly as hell-l?
you + och - ?
It's very plain and ordinary, not particularly attractive

12. when you grow old and you natural beauty flees like a fucker, will try to use surgery to catch some old times?
Doubt it

What is you opinion on operations-of-that-kind anyway?
I don't care what other people do to themselves, except Michael Jackson looks really really bad

13. name one really handsome male and one really beautiful female.
post a link or picture if you have time
male: Michael McManus
Female: Halle Barry

 

[Rei Toei]

1. a) your current gender?
female

b) your age?
31

2. member of weird subgroup, e.g. metal-rednecks?
none

3. how much money you use to cosmetics per month?
about 10 euros for the hair dye

4. what do you do yer face if you "make-up" yourself.
daily: if i'm staying at home, i just wash it and put on some cream. if i'm going out: wash, lots of cream, compact foundation, blush, mascara, lipgloss. required time: 5 minutes
special occasions: mask, wash, cream, compact foundation, blush, eye pencil, mascara, lip pencil, lipstick. required time: 15 minutes (about 10 only for the mask thingie)

5. how much you do these "removing-things" like picking your eyebrows or shaving the hair out of you gums?
eyebrows weekly, bodyhair when needed
b) do you cut your own hair?
nope

6. your fingernails are long enough to work as murderweapons, what do you do?
french manicure

7. what do you think of the lenght of your/your closest male friend´s firegadget?
i don't really care

7. do you have any good tips that you wanna give to others?
use conditioner after every shampoo but with moderation

8. on scale from 1 to 10, how scary is that someone has eyebrows taller that 3 cm? (not referring to myself, yet)
10

9.
a) outer or inner beauty?
both, but a nice personality is what i value most
b) only ugly people say that inner beauty counts?
not at all
c) you´re lying or what?
not lying

10.
b) if you prefer men: guys makes up, a murder (to be commited)?
i wouldn't like my boyfriend to make up, as for the rest, i don't mind

11. what do you think of your face? is it really beautiful or ugly as hell-l?
you + och - ?
i don't dislike it

12. when you grow old and you natural beauty flees like a fucker, will try to use surgery to catch some old times? What is you opinion on operations-
of-that-kind anyway?
nope, operation rooms scare me but i don't disapprove of plastic surgery. as of now it's practically required if you work in the showbiz and that's a bit sad, but -apart from that- as long as it might help someone feeling better with themselves, why not? however, i don't think it might solve their problems.

13. name one really handsome male and one really beautiful female.
post a link or picture if you have time.
handsome male: keanu reeves, patrick stewart, kevin spacey...
handsome female: jessica alba, monica bellucci, meg ryan... [/QUOTE]

 

[Lina]

1. a) your current gender? Female
b) your age? 24

2. member of weird subgroup, e.g. metal-rednecks?
I look outrageously...normal.

3. how much money you use to cosmetics per month?
Probably averages out to about $8 per month.

4. what do you do yer face if you "make-up" yourself.
daily: powder, lip gloss/chapstick
special occasions: foundation, powder, blush, eyeshadow, eyeliner, mascara, lipstick -- takes about 6 minutes

5. how much you do these "removing-things" like picking your eyebrows or shaving the hair out of you gums?
I pluck my eyebrows twice a week.
b) do you cut your own hair? Once -- never again, heh.

6. your fingernails are long enough to work as murderweapons, what do you do?
Scratch my inner ears , then rip them off (the nails).

7. what do you think of the lenght of your/your closest male friend´s firegadget?
He assures me he's got the girth to match the length, but I have my doubts . Assuming I know what you're talking about...

8. do you have any good tips that you wanna give to others?
Always brush the tongue, not just the teeth.

10. b) if you prefer men: guys makes up, a murder (to be commited)?
Definitely icky.

11. what do you think of your face? is it really beautiful or ugly as hell-l?
you + och - ?
I like some features, I dislike some features.

12. when you grow old and you natural beauty flees like a fucker, will try to use surgery to catch some old times? What is you opinion on operations-of-that-kind anyway?
I look at before-and-after pictures and think, "Wow, she looks much better now," but then I feel disgusted with myself and society. I feel shallow just putting on makeup -- so I don't see any cosmetic surgery in my future.

13. name one really handsome male and one really beautiful female.
post a link or picture if you have time.

Laura Prepon:

Martin Lopez :

 

[Child of Time]

1.
a) your current gender? Male. Has always been, will always be.
b) your age? 19

2. member of weird subgroup, e.g. metal-rednecks? 'Misanthropic Philosophic'. What? You can't see that? Not even a group? Whatever. 'No' then.

3. how much money you use to cosmetics per month? Not a single penny. I'm still living with my parents so I just write what I need on the shopping list and then my mum buys it for me.

4. what do you do yer face if you "make-up" yourself.
daily: Does teethbrushing and taking a shower even count?
special occasions: Make sure that I'm well shaved.

5. how much you do these "removing-things" like picking your eyebrows or shaving the hair out of you gums? I shave every other day.
b) do you cut your own hair? No.

6. your fingernails are long enough to work as murderweapons, what do you do? They doesn't get that long. I'll cut them of long before that.

7. what do you think of the lenght of your/your closest male friend´s firegadget? :err: Haven't thought about that...

7. do you have any good tips that you wanna give to others? A smiling face is always more beautiful than a sad/bored/dead serious face.

8. on scale from 1 to 10, how scary is that someone has eyebrows taller that 3 cm? (not referring to myself, yet) 7.

9.
a) outer or inner beauty? Both.
b) only ugly people say that inner beauty counts? No.
c) you´re lying or what? I'm not lying!

10.
a) if you prefer women: is moustache a murder? Maybe not really, but I prefer when I have more moustache than a girl.
b) if you prefer men: guys makes up, a murder (to be commited)? Dunno.

11. what do you think of your face? is it really beautiful or ugly as hell-l?
you + och - ?
I'm popular with the ladies, so I guess it's fine.


12. when you grow old and you natural beauty flees like a fucker, will try to use surgery to catch some old times? What is you opinion on operations-of-that-kind anyway? See D_J's answer.


13. name one really handsome male and one really beautiful female.
post a link or picture if you have time. Uuuhh... Can't remember the name of any celibrity that's goodlooking. Never cared much about movie stars and such.

 

[Ormir]

1.
a) your current gender?
Man
b) your age?
18

2. member of weird subgroup, e.g. metal-rednecks?
Ace Frehley impersonating wannabe metalhead.

3. how much money you use to cosmetics per month?
None. But I reckon I cost my mom around 10e a month on average in that regard.

4. what do you do yer face if you "make-up" yourself.
daily: Shave, put on aftershave, maybe eyeliner.
special occasions: KISS/Crow style makeup.

5. how much you do these "removing-things" like picking your eyebrows or shaving the hair out of you gums?
Not really, just my face.
b) do you cut your own hair?
I don't cut it. Evar. (Well, I'm planning on getting a styling cut before summer).

6. your fingernails are long enough to work as murderweapons, what do you do?
Bite.

7. what do you think of the lenght of your/your closest male friend´s firegadget?
Hard to say really, I've never seen him erect. I'd wager it's good enough to get the job done.

7. do you have any good tips that you wanna give to others?
Dress the way you feel most comfortable/trendy in, not as others.

8. on scale from 1 to 10, how scary is that someone has eyebrows taller that 3 cm? (not referring to myself, yet)
2

9.
a) outer or inner beauty?
As was said, a great personality can make an average looker stunning, and a nasty one can make an otherwise attractive person ugly.
b) only ugly people say that inner beauty counts?
I say it too.
c) you´re lying or what?
No.

10.
a) if you prefer women: is moustache a murder?
I prefer women without facial hair. If you shave ladies, do it without a razor, stubble can be really nasty.

11. what do you think of your face? is it really beautiful or ugly as hell-l?
you + och - ?
Shhhh, I'm modest.

12. when you grow old and you natural beauty flees like a fucker, will try to use surgery to catch some old times? What is you opinion on operations-
of-that-kind anyway?
People who do them can be quite shallow I imagine, charisma can increase with age too, sometimes a person is at their prime then (See: Sean Connery, Paavo Lipponen).

13. name one really handsome male and one really beautiful female.
post a link or picture if you have time.
Male: Ben <3
Female: ouga <3

 

[Ormir]

11. what do you think of your face? is it really beautiful or ugly as hell-l?
you + och - ? Hmm...about average?

omg no. You are teh sexable.

 

[ouagadougou]

1.
a) your current gender? female
b) your age? 18

2. member of weird subgroup, e.g. metal-rednecks?i try not to be, but people keep telling me i look like a satanist

3. how much money you use to cosmetics per month? uhmm about 4€

4. what do you do yer face if you "make-up" yourself.
daily: eye-liner, mascara, meikkivoide
special occasions: eye-shadow, more eye-liner, more mascara, meikkivoide

5. how much you do these "removing-things" like picking your eyebrows or shaving the hair out of you gums? i pick my eyebrows every once in a while, yes. and i shave. stuff.
b) do you cut your own hair? not usually

6. your fingernails are long enough to work as murderweapons, what do you do? cut them, cause i couldn't play violin with them.

7. what do you think of the lenght of your/your closest male friend´s firegadget? Sami hasn't shoved me his

7. do you have any good tips that you wanna give to others? don't get too carried away headbanging, cause hitting your heads together with the person headbanding next to you really hurts :|

8. on scale from 1 to 10, how scary is that someone has eyebrows taller that 3 cm? (not referring to myself, yet) 4ish

9.
a) outer or inner beauty? i like them both
b) only ugly people say that inner beauty counts? no, i say so too, and i'm beautiful as.. uhmm.. ulla.
c) you´re lying or what? shhh

10.
a) if you prefer women: is moustache a murder? no, not a murder. but a rather bad-looking thing indeed.
b) if you prefer men: guys makes up, a murder (to be commited)? no <3

11. what do you think of your face? is it really beautiful or ugly as hell-l?
you + och - ? it's average

12. when you grow old and you natural beauty flees like a fucker, will try to use surgery to catch some old times? What is you opinion on operations-
of-that-kind anyway? no zzz

13. name one really handsome male and one really beautiful female.
post a link or picture if you have time.

this person is pretty:
http://kuvat.city.fi/kannet/kansi.jpg?
her name is Saara.

this guy looks nice:

his name is Johnny.


OMG i found a nude pic of brad pitt

13. name one really handsome male and one really beautiful female.
post a link or picture if you have time.

Female: ouga <3

shhh no

 

[Delirious]

1.
a) your current gender?
b) your age?

male. 20. probably looking more like 17-18 or something, though...

2. member of weird subgroup, e.g. metal-rednecks?

anything with "quasi-" in front of it.

3. how much money you use to cosmetics per month?

not much. not much at all.

4. what do you do yer face if you "make-up" yourself.
daily:
special occasions:

uhm... brushing my hair is the closest I get. in any of the cases.

5. how much you do these "removing-things" like picking your eyebrows or shaving the hair out of you gums?

none of it except occasional "common" shaving.

b) do you cut your own hair?

no-one cuts my hair

6. your fingernails are long enough to work as murderweapons, what do you do?

murder someone, of course.
they aren´t (since that wouldn´t go together very well with guitar playing). hypothetically I´d bite them off.

7. what do you think of the lenght of your/your closest male friend´s firegadget?

you´d like to come over and find out, eh?

7. do you have any good tips that you wanna give to others?

only that most people are way hotter than they seem to think or be aware of

8. on scale from 1 to 10, how scary is that someone has eyebrows taller that 3 cm? (not referring to myself, yet)

very

9.
a) outer or inner beauty?

inner.
objects of admiration / potential gfs: both.

b) only ugly people say that inner beauty counts?

nope. but way too many say it without meaning it.

c) you´re lying or what?

a little, yes.

10.
a) if you prefer women: is moustache a murder?

[superficial]well, yes. [/superficial]
(a full beard, though... )

b) if you prefer men: guys makes up, a murder (to be commited)?

I don´t. but I don´t find it offensive or anything like that.

11. what do you think of your face? is it really beautiful or ugly as hell-l?
you + och - ?



12. when you grow old and you natural beauty flees like a fucker, will try to use surgery to catch some old times? What is you opinion on operations-
of-that-kind anyway?

nah. don´t see the point.
not much there to save

13. name one really handsome male and one really beautiful female.
post a link or picture if you have time.

uhm, can´t get to think of anyone particular right now. maybe future edit-material.

 

[Salamurhaaja]

1.
a) your current gender?
male

b) your age?
old

2. member of weird subgroup, e.g. metal-rednecks?
metal-technecks

3. how much money you use to cosmetics per month?
Water is free

4. what do you do yer face if you "make-up" yourself.
daily: Just my grimace
special occasions: shave

5. how much you do these "removing-things" like picking your eyebrows or shaving the hair out of you gums?
I don't. Been thinking of shaving _everything_ tho

b) do you cut your own hair?
on my head, no. Face, at times.

6. your fingernails are long enough to work as murderweapons, what do you do?
for fun, clip them sharp and make people bleed.

7. what do you think of the lenght of your/your closest male friend´s firegadget?
close? male? friend? firegadget??

7. do you have any good tips that you wanna give to others?
See my signature.

8. on scale from 1 to 10, how scary is that someone has eyebrows taller that 3 cm? (not referring to myself, yet)
5

9.
a) outer or inner beauty?
neither, beauty is overrated.
b) only ugly people say that inner beauty counts?
If you say so.
c) you´re lying or what?
yeah, I am maybe not.

10.
a) if you prefer women: is moustache a murder?
On them? Yeah.

11. what do you think of your face? is it really beautiful or ugly as hell-l?
you + och - ?
hella ugly.

12. when you grow old and you natural beauty flees like a fucker, will try to use surgery to catch some old times? What is you opinion on operations-of-that-kind anyway?
Only stupid fucking vain people get surgery that is not needed for other
reasons, morons like that deserve to die during the surgery.
So, no, I will be even uglier, cool, I can scare the neighborhood kids


13. name one really handsome male and one really beautiful female.
post a link or picture if you have time.
Male: Adrian Paul, yeah, been watching
a lot of Highlander (the series) while being sick, so it could affect this
Female: Jessica Alba, yep, too much Dark Angel too hahah

 

[Arch]

13.

I think he's rather hot:

 

[mousewings]

@Arch: Fucking Amal! I love that movie!

5. how much you do these "removing-things" like picking your eyebrows or shaving the hair out of you gums?
I don't. Been thinking of shaving _everything_ tho

Yummy

11. what do you think of your face? is it really beautiful or ugly as hell-l?
you + och - ?
hella ugly.

No, you're hella hot and sexay.


I'll post my results after doing some research....

 

[rahvin]

1.
a) your current gender?
b) your age?

male, 26

2. member of weird subgroup, e.g. metal-rednecks?

i'm a librarian.


3. how much money you use to cosmetics per month?

zero.


5. how much you do these "removing-things" like picking your eyebrows or shaving the hair out of you gums?
b) do you cut your own hair?

none of the above, whatever that is.


6. your fingernails are long enough to work as murderweapons, what do you do?

cut them down as they are meant to be by god.


7. what do you think of the lenght of your/your closest male friend´s firegadget?

nothing in particular. it's the size it is, if someone is concerned about the subject he or she can, quite aptly, blow me.


7. do you have any good tips that you wanna give to others?

run for your lives.


8. on scale from 1 to 10, how scary is that someone has eyebrows taller that 3 cm? (not referring to myself, yet)

scary? 4-ish.


9.
a) outer or inner beauty?
b) only ugly people say that inner beauty counts?
c) you´re lying or what?

a) both. b) only ugly people mean it. c) me? why?


10.
a) if you prefer women: is moustache a murder?

by all means yes.


11. what do you think of your face? is it really beautiful or ugly as hell-l?
you + och - ?

it's ok. nobody cares anyway.


12. when you grow old and you natural beauty flees like a fucker, will try to use surgery to catch some old times? What is you opinion on operations-
of-that-kind anyway?

if people are fine with those, they can knock themselves out for all i care. as for me, the loss of non-existent beauty is not going to cause any major difference in anything at all.


13. name one really handsome male and one really beautiful female.
post a link or picture if you have time.

i think edward norton is very good-looking. but i'm not going to name a woman, sorry.