Proof that Asians do everything better than us [Mike Tyson's Punch-Out content]

[MadeInNewJersey]

http://www.transbuddha.com/alphamonkey/mediadir/media/java/punchout.html

Don't say I never gave you anything.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

They also all have the most recent technology, games, toys, cellphones, the like.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

the shits to make up for the wangs

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

awesome game!

 

[Claws of Perdition]

You can also blindfold them with a shoe lace or alternativly two grains of rice. [/racist]

 

[NAD]

 

[neal]

punchout rules! the slant re-enactment rules! penguins rule most of all!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I can't believe you people don't worship this vid; it's fucking IDENTICAL to Punch Out!

 

[E-bortion]

they also insert large vegetables in their vaginas better too.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

see, now that's uncalled for

I love the massive insertions as much as the next guy, but I can't edit this to say [NWS]

Jackass

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I hate the nws shit. you get on a forum you should be ready to see shit, vomit, bewbs, dick... whatever.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

It's not a case of being "ready," it's a case of being at fucking work (and wasting the company's time by surfing ultimatemetal.com)

 

[NAD]

yeah i never understood the NWS bit, i mean you're already wasting time by dicking around, who cares if boobs are involved?

i mean even at my company, where i just went through some sexual harassment training (in a meeting two weeks later i said "fuck! oh wait i'm not allowed to say fuck anymore, right?") and they alluded to as long as you don't leave such pictures in plain site, they don't give a shit.

ps: that video was awesome, although i stopped watching after the first fight.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

NAD, that's your company. MOST companies would give very much of a shit.

 

[NAD]

yeah that's probably true, which i think is bullshit. i used to surf porn at work until they put up Weblocker.

 

[lurch70]

asian chicks are beyond me ... nad, gugs ... the asian experts ... care to xplain?

 

[NAD]

i only dated one, and she wasn't the typical Americanized Asian, which meant she wasn't a stuck up materialistic ethnocentric bitch. yes i'm generalizing, but 99% of asian women i've met fall into that category. well, i guess she was a bit ethnocentric, but with dudes she just preferred Large White Meat as opposed to Chinky Pinky Finger.

 

[lurch70]

some tall Californai Asian bint was doing the "rub my ass against your cock dance with me tonight" totally unprovked ... just drinking by beer ... and there is her ass ...

Hi ... I am from California.

oh yeah, and then she moved on to the guy next to me in a few seconds

 

[NAD]

tell when she gets home there's this dude named NAD who needs some Asian ass rubbing on his cock.

unless she had a flat asian butt, those are gross. my asian did NOT have a flat butt, her butt was round. and big. and GOD DAMMIT it was great. i used to lick it. [/gugs]

 

[lurch70]

ok ... will do.

question ... are halitosis and yellow teeth a common occurence in the asian community ... because I find all fo these type.