proof there is a god?!?

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I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
Nov 8, 2001
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so i sometimes secretly read my arch-enemy's LiveJournal, which he doesn't know I know exists and which was found by my friend Tom doing a websearch for some of the names said arch-enemy used to use for his characters in videogames and rpgs and whatnot.

and i found out that on st. patrick's day, he went to the Green Briar, which is a bar a block from my house, where I go rather frequently, and where i WENT ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY, but upon arrival discovered that the cover was $20 so after debate instead went next door to the no-cover, divey, non-Irish bar.

i was spared a horrendous evening. and. i couldn't have left, and made everyone leave, after paying twenty bucks to get in.
 
I HATE when Irish bars charge like $20 on St Pat's day. the best time to go to Irish pubs around St Pat's day is like during the week or two before. a couple yrs ago, we went to one in chicago and they were handing out free Guinness shirts to wear on St Patrick's day, so I got a nice guinness shirt dated 2001 that i still wear because i have no concept of time.
also, i hate paying a cover to get into a bar that has no band playing. it only means that the drinks will still be overpriced and there will be a ton of idiots crammed together attempting to be 'hip' while trying to hit on each other.
I prefer quiet pubs where you can talk and maybe order some food and GOOD BEER.
 
chupe knows what's up. fuck a bar with a cover. there's an awesome quiet pub just up the street from me that totally fits that bill. AND they allow dogs.
 
one time last October me and a friend went to a cool neighborhood pub that was having a pumpkin carving contest. we took candy to pass out. there was a pub dog there too. it was awesome. much better than being squeezed into a club with loud ass music i hate with guys in muscle shirts drinking $6 michelob ultras.
 
chupe just ddescribed every popular bar in NJ.

last night I went to a great one called The Grasshopper, there was about 7 people there, 4 of which were taking turns doing kareoke.

me and my friend just hung out, laughed at people and shot the shit.

those kinds of places, although a little seedy, are way cooler than techno/MGD/tight shirts bars.
 
yes, the place we went, Joey's, is always empty--you can always sit down--and everyone there is middle-aged and somehow, in the middle of Boston, white trash.

i'm glad to see avi did not post our IM conversation.
 
fuck it:

aviroig: your arch-enemy?
ozmagreed: oui?
aviroig: NAME NAMES BUDDY
ozmagreed: no way, i cant risk HIM discovering MY livejournal
aviroig: hahaha
aviroig: i don't need his journal, just his name
ozmagreed: why?
aviroig: BECAUSE I WANNA KNOW
aviroig: just in case...
ozmagreed: just in case what :)
aviroig: i need the info later on
ozmagreed: present me a scenario when this info could be useful
aviroig: oh uh blackmail
ozmagreed: RIGHT
ozmagreed: so NO
aviroig: hmpf
ozmagreed: his name is also alex acutally
aviroig: so noone online that I might know?
ozmagreed: definitely not
ozmagreed: i havent seen or spoken to the kid in like five years
aviroig: and he's your enemy why?
ozmagreed: hmmm
ozmagreed: everyone calls him that :)
ozmagreed: he was universally disliked at boston college
ozmagreed: and quite a prick
ozmagreed: one time he was a part of this LARP group
aviroig: nuff said
aviroig: 'LARP group'
ozmagreed: and i made fun of him in front of them
ozmagreed: and the next week he ran into a meeting we were having
ozmagreed: and shouted
ozmagreed: NO ONE MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL IN FRONT OF THE LARP NORTHEAST REGION!
ozmagreed: and threw a bag of fritos at me
aviroig: hahah
aviroig: AMAZING
aviroig: what meeting was this for?
ozmagreed: and this big goth kid like grabbed him and held him down
ozmagreed: uhh i think it was a call of cthulhu session actually ;-)
ozmagreed: also, i think he tried to kill me my sophomore year
ozmagreed: because he was a player in my vampire campaign and everyone hated him and i kicked him out
aviroig: holy shit, this is like the nerdiest odyssey ever
ozmagreed: heeh
ozmagreed: wait
ozmagreed: want to hear something even nerdier
ozmagreed: after i kicked him out of my game
ozmagreed: he threatened to (and actually started to)
ozmagreed: steal my characters, settings, and plots, and run a parallel game with his own players in my world
ozmagreed: starting off by killing the "main" vampire in my game in an embarassing manner
aviroig: THAT IS THE GAYEST REVENGE EVER
aviroig: HOOOOOLY SHIT
ozmagreed: isnt it!!!
aviroig: this wasn't live-action Vampire or anything, right?
ozmagreed: he actually got a group of rejects together and tried to get it going
ozmagreed: but it evolved into mishmash and failed after a couple of weeks
ozmagreed: no
ozmagreed: the campaign i ran was table-top
aviroig: wow dude
aviroig: that's some serious geeky shit
ozmagreed: heh
ozmagreed: the problem was
ozmagreed: at BC
ozmagreed: there were like two cliques of people who played RPGs
ozmagreed: one of them was us
ozmagreed: and the other was his
ozmagreed: which were basically
ozmagreed: every single stereotype of every gamer ever
aviroig: "gamer cliques"
aviroig: oh man
ozmagreed: hehe
ozmagreed: anyway, so
aviroig: I think I might have to post this
ozmagreed: my arch-enemy is this wannabe-goth, wheedling, super-geeky gamer guy
ozmagreed: who is totally psycho and murderous
aviroig: awesome
ozmagreed: and his livejournal is all about how people shouldnt control their inner impulses
aviroig: is gonna go columbine on you?
ozmagreed: and he is actually an animal--a wolf, in fact
ozmagreed: possibly.
aviroig: no, I would've never guessed it!
aviroig: A WOLF?!?
ozmagreed: yes
ozmagreed: who wouldve thunk
aviroig: jeez
ozmagreed: i have his pic somewhere
aviroig: ooh ooh
ozmagreed: he is a mutant
ozmagreed: oh also
ozmagreed: he used to be all hunchbacked
ozmagreed: and junior year he came back and was suddenly tall
ozmagreed: and we were like wtf?
ozmagreed: and he told us
ozmagreed: his mother had had stitches put in his back
ozmagreed: so he couldnt slouch ovr
ozmagreed: and he had learned to sit up straight
aviroig: hahaha
aviroig: I could use that a lil
ozmagreed: how sick is that though
ozmagreed wants to send file wolfy.jpg.
aviroig received C:\Documents and Settings\avir\My Documents\download\aviroig\wolfy.jpg.
aviroig: oh man it's really small
ozmagreed: ok heres one
ozmagreed wants to send file marzo.jpg.
aviroig received C:\Documents and Settings\avir\My Documents\download\aviroig\marzo.jpg.
aviroig: which one?
ozmagreed: on the left
ozmagreed: with the black hair
aviroig: nice
ozmagreed: oh ALSO
ozmagreed: he was roommates with this huge burly violent sports star at BC
ozmagreed: who was dating a friend of mine's roommate
ozmagreed: and he like beat her up one halloween and threatened her with a knife
ozmagreed: and at the school "trial"
ozmagreed: this kid i know testified:
ozmagreed: fuck i cant remember the exact quote
ozmagreed: but
ozmagreed: that basically
ozmagreed: he didnt see anything wrong with the beating
ozmagreed: because they had had sex earlier that night
ozmagreed: ?????
aviroig: whatnow?!?
aviroig: that makes perfect sense
ozmagreed: yeah well
ozmagreed: they expelled the guy from campus
ozmagreed: (freako's roommate)
ozmagreed: so i guess they didnt think so either
aviroig: duh
aviroig: sounds like an awesome dude
ozmagreed: that's my arch-enemy!
ozmagreed: who's yours!
aviroig: don't have one
ozmagreed: everyone has one
aviroig: yeah probably
aviroig: I just can't think of mine
ozmagreed: hehe
ozmagreed: ok i gotta leave work
ozmagreed: later!
aviroig: cya
ozmagreed signed off at 2:13:50 PM.

the pic:
marzo.jpg
 
UH MAY ZING.


avi's responses are incredible: " holy shit, this is like the nerdiest odyssey ever"

i knew a guy that did that 'live action vampire rpg' thing. he used to be on the metal radio show we did, and called himself Marcus Malleus Maleficarum, the Hammerer of Witches. I guess they ran around the campus and bit each other and stuff. he eventually stopped coming to the radio show- probably because he had borrowed a ton of cds he didn't want to return to us.
 
I really need to add this to this thread. I just found out that at the company I got fired from a month.5 ago is requiring their engineers to work 70 hrs a week. That is without additional compensation mind you. I did 2 months of 60 hrs a week and that sucked. I am currently working 30 hrs a week. Much much better than 70. Of course I'm only getting about half the pay but it's well worth it.