psst hey Morgan(n)a

[Will Bozarth]

just because Max is confused by my new hobby, ill just keep giving updates in this thread

To be sent out tomorrow morning:

Richard Dawson
Betty White
Bob Eubanks
Chuck Barris

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Christ, I'm sure they will answer and sign that just because they think you might be retarded. Will you need to work on your penmanship just a bit more.

 

[Will Bozarth]

I sent Eubanks the handwritten thing. the other people got typed & signed letters.

Received today:

 

[Anvil]

You really are a strange and retarded little man, Will.

 

[Will Bozarth]

oh no! Will has a hobby he enjoys! how strange! someone on a message board with a HOBBY!

 

[Dead Winter]

He's got a point!

 

[Shpongled]

Tis an interesting hobby to be sure. Will, who are the ones you've written to that DIDN'T reply?

 

[Will Bozarth]

Sent:
July 16: Don Rickles, Lewis Black
July 30: John C. McGinley, Neil Flynn, Harold Ramis, Michael C. Hall, Ray Liotta
August 5: Betty White, Richard Dawson, Bob Eubanks, Chuck Barris


got a Return to Sender from Gene Wilder because he's bipolar and hides for months at a time. Lewis Black never signs through the mail, so I'm not expecting anything from him.

as for requests through the internet, the only people i've heard back from are David Eigenberg and the Fruit of the Loom guys... both of which I received. I'm also receiving stuff from requests that DIDN'T reply to me, so that's a tough one to answer

as for Don Rickles, he replies to just about everything that gets sent to him. somebody sent a request on July 1 and got the response a day or so ago, so I should be expecting it soon.

 

[Morganna]

Hahha, I love the crank yankers!

But I've never heard of this hobby before and I think it's pretty darn neat. I'm also enjoying following your progress. Oh and don't forget! You emailed Billy Mays!

Ok guys we have to put our thinking caps on to help Will think of more people to write

Here is a few ideas. William Shatner! Come on, you know he'll love it! Fozzy Bear, and Kermit. Sad Kermit, The ask a Ninja guy! What about, Tony Little He is another nutty infomercial guy like Billy Mays and Mathew Leskow.

 

[Will Bozarth]

Shatner doesn't sign through the mail. The people that actually have big names in the entertainment industry aren't known to sign through the mail, and if they do, they charge a shitload.

Buzz Aldrin will sign through the mail... if you send him $250. No bullshit.

 

[Morganna]

Damn, I should have figured that you had Shatner covered. haha. Damn had no idea that some of them charged. But, then again I didn't know you could get them to sign through the mail either.

 

[Will Bozarth]

might as well throw this list on here, too, since i just compiled it for the site i go on:

Autographs of dead people

Film/TV:
Vincent Price x3
George Carlin
Andy Kaufman
Al Lewis

Wrestlers:
Eddie Guerrero
Chris Benoit
'Classy' Freddy Blassie
Big Bossman
Rocco Rock x2 or 3
Johnny Grungee x2 or 3
'Pitbull #2' Anthony Durante x2 or 3
Miss Elizabeth
The Wall
Chris Candido
Big Dick Dudley
Mike Awesome
Bam Bam Bigelow
The Fabulous Moolah

 

[Morganna]

I don't recognize any of those wrestlers. I haven't payed much attention to it since I was a kid. Damn I'm getting old! But, that George Carlin autograph is a prize to be sure. Damn, it's a shame.

Looking forward to seeing the rest of the list compiled together. I've been kind of having an off day today, so If I didn't say so in the other thread, I hope your grandpa comes home soon.

 

[Dead Winter]

Dude, Andy Kaufman? That's pretty cool.

 

[azal]

collection needs some joe piscopo.

 

[Dead Winter]

Johnny Dangerously!

 

[Will Bozarth]

Today:

Chuck Woolery

Steven Frey, an inventor

2 shitty preprinted autographs from Jared, the Subway guy.

 

[azal]

that chuck woolery pic is serious.

 

[Psychonaut]

I'm surprised Jared didn't charge you...

 

[Will Bozarth]

I'm surprised Jared didn't charge you...

they aren't real. when autographs are "preprinted", it means that they signed one picture, and then they're all duplicated, thus mass-producing the first signature. they're all horseshit, along with secretary-signed stuff.