psst hey Morgan(n)a

[Morganna]

Well at least you got Chuck Woolery! And I guess instead of Jared you got Rosemary Crispans john Hancock. Damn, I'll bet Subway really keeps Jared tied in the basement and they starved him thin for their add campaign. lol, He cannot sign your autograph right now, he is a little, tied up at the moment. Love Rosemary Crispan.

 

[azal]

there was a jared death rumor recently, if I remember correctly.

Not sure what the motivation was though. Maybe it was a Blimpies smear campaign.

 

[Will Bozarth]

nah, he's alive. there are death rumors for people that hear about it and laugh... the guy that played Erkel, that guy Kel Mitchell

 

[Will Bozarth]

here's a guy from Maine that writes children's songs. this came today.

 

[Morganna]

I don't think I've ever heard of Wayne from Maine. Keep em coming Will.

 

[neal]

Maybe it was a Blimpies smear campaign.

hahaha

 

[Will Bozarth]

received today:

Doris Day

Ukee Washington (local news anchor)

John Travolta (no. it isn't really HIS signature. this is a secretary-signed autograph. bummer.)

RICHARD FUCKING DAWSON!

 

[Shpongled]

Just dropping by to say thank you Will, for spelling "received" properly. Unfortunately, not many people can do it. Kudos.

 

[Will Bozarth]

Just dropping by to say thank you Will, for spelling "received" properly. Unfortunately, not many people can do it. Kudos.

people are fucking stupid. what can i tell ya?

 

[Brooks]

That people are stupid.


Good work on the Dawson sig!

 

[Will Bozarth]

hell yeah! so far, the Richard Dawson picture and questionnaire are my favorite things I've had done.

 

[Morganna]

Richard Dawson and Doris Day! Congrats Will! And you got him to answer you questions! Good going! Well, you may not have gotten John Travolta's actual signature, but it never hurts to try does it?

 

[neal]

that awesome response has inspired me to watch Running Man.

 

[Morganna]

I always thought it was creepy when he would try to kiss everyone. hahhaha!

 

[Will Bozarth]

today:



Today, I sent requests for:

Gene Wilder (2nd attempt. new address)
Patrick Swayze
Paul Newman
Paul Reubens
Jack Kevorkian
Michael Buffer
Bruce Buffer
Shecky Greene


Postal chick didn't realize what I was doing until she hit Swayze.

 

[Morganna]

Holy shit! You got Jay Leno! Damn congrats!

 

[Will Bozarth]

Received today:

Peter Fill (some snowboarding schmuck) x3




Congressman Dennis Kucinich

 

[Chromatose]

I pictured the corpse of George Washington hanging in the background as the official witness as he signed it.

 

[Will Bozarth]

I like that more than them putting Jesus on there. That's probably on the Republican version of this thing.

 

[Will Bozarth]

I introduce you to Betty White!