pwnage.

I'll have to take your word for it then, though I would have thought it's quicker, easier, safer and less painful to remove the fangs entirely than to sew its mouth shut. The only possible benefit I can think of to the latter is that it would be fully reversible though I can't imagine that enters the mind of the kind of people who'd cripple a snake just so their baby can play with it.
 
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Due to lack of another "cool/funny videos" thread to post in, and to avoid creating a plague of similarly themed threads...

http://www.glumbert.com/media/acrobatic

This is absolutely fucking insane. Not funny, no-one gets hurt and there's no metal involved, yet it still manages to be almost as impressive as the number of chicks Dave can pull at a single gig.