Q. what's brown and sticky?

[minxnim]

A. A stick

 

[Josh Seipp]

yes!!

what has five eyes, eight legs, flies, is purple, and eats people?

 

[chupe666]

not brown, but sticky:

 

[Josh Seipp]

you guys are so slow

it's a five-eyed, eight-legged flying purple people-eater

 

[chupe666]

i was gonna say it's not a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater

 

[lizard]

Q-what's brown and sticky?
A-a porcupine

 

[azal]

also a porcupine with semen on its back.

 

[minxnim]

jesus christ people, this is all you got for me?