Quaker Instant Oatmeal eaters beware!

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I was eating a packet of Quaker Instant Oatmeal several days ago and got full so I put the rest of it in the fridge to snack on later. I kinda forgot about it and found it again yesterday pretty hardened and gross so I was going to dump it out in the sink when something shiny caught my eye in the oatmeal. I got a knife and poked around at it and unburied it and you'll never believe what it was. Any guesses?

It was a tiny little piece of metal. It looks like the little piece on a watch that you use to wind it up......and it was IN MY OATMEAL!!! :hypno: My teeth are happy I didn't bite into that! Damn. Maybe Quaker Oats needs to know about this, you know, in case someone is wondering what happend to their watch piece. LOL!

I guess this is my month cuz a couple weeks ago I was in Solly's in the Valley having dinner and I ordered a salad. Well, I was just about to put a bite into my mouth when I noticed something red and it was MOVING!!!!!!! Yep, I found a ladybug in my salad!! BLegh! Poor thing was drenched in dressing. Needless to say I lost my appetite. :Puke:

K, thanks for listening!
 
I am glad to hear you are alright, you should talk with Quaker Instant people maybe someone now doesnt know the hour (or you could demand them... and get billions ) and btw i once was about to eat my quaker cereal but when i moved the box a big fly came out of the box... but it was my mummy´s fault, so i was just like .... ehmm im hungry mum.

:)
 
Everyone know ladybugs are high in protein...

:heh:

Look at it this way...at least you know the salad was really fresh and pesticde free ! :)
 
You should sue, from now on you're traumatized and permanently mentally unstable when you walking into the grocery store's oatmeal isle. You'll make millions...*does the Dr. Evil pinky thing*

Oh a lighter note, the Quaker guy has always scared me. He's just eerie! So is The King from Burger King.....*shivers* :erk:
 
Ok Linda, here's what ya' do. Get a hold of PepsiCo (they own Quaker Oats) and apprise them of the situation. You'll get a whole lot of "sorry miss for any trouble" but they'll probably also give you coupons for some free, you got it......Quaker Oats brand oatmeal (God bless 'em :rolleyes: ). So just think of all the extra iron you might be getting in your diet with just one little packet of instant oatmeal a day.

Then again they may tell you this is a new marketing campaign and opening a packet of oats will be more fun than a box of Cracker Jacks!
 
Hey, I lost the winder to my watch .... I wondered where that got off to?
 
I try Darlin'.

I may not be everybody's cup of tea, but I attack Life with a sense of Humor. I got that from my Dad .... RIP.:cool:
 
Yikes.... We have AIDS, terrorists, nuclear weapons, global warming, West Nile virus, dirty bombs, anthrax, rogue states, and other various evil-doers to worry about, and now we gotta add oatmeal to the list?
 
skott with a k said:
that's a close call-glad you saw it. sounds like revenge of McRib to me!!!:lol:
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I think you're on to something here..........:u-huh: !!!!

I think I may send them a message with an pic attached of my cracker jack surprise! LOL! That's funny Dweller of Sabaku!

Deadnight Warrior87, that Burger King guy freaks me out too!!! Almost as bad as CLOWNS!!! Ewwwww!!!! :yuk:
 
Doodoobubbachuck said:
Deadnight Warrior87, that Burger King guy freaks me out too!!! Almost as bad as CLOWNS!!! Ewwwww!!!! :yuk:
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*hugs* We'll start a support group lol.
He's just so...so....ughghhghghhh *shivers* :erk:

In an effort to cure those of you who have a clown phobia, I present to you me during Halloween a long time ago:
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"We have nothing to fear but fear itself" - FDR
 
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