Question about an audio clip used by Behemoth and Fields of the Nephilim

OK, Oklahoma does suck (only because there's nothing to do). Texas is a little better, but that sure ain't sayin much and i've lived in both states. TX gets better shows but the ppl there are like everything you hate about Oklahomans times 10 (mostly).
 
^ true.

Yankee texans (anything north of, I dunno, the hill country I guess) suck too. South texas is like mexico with water you can drink and a slightly larger number of people who can speak english... it's svper chilled out and friendly.

you're much more likely to get beaten and robbed by gang members in Dallas... gangs down here just paint murals and drive around in their low riders on SW Military Ave.
 
You know what, fuck Texas. Michigan is the single best state this nation can lay claim to.

These three reasons as to why Michigan is better go without saying: Bettermaid potato chips, Faygo pop, Vernors pop. The fact that we call our soft-drinks pop and not something stupid like soda or coke, also adds to our greatness.
 
Taco bell is fucking awsome, there are three of them in santa fe and I eat there about once a weak. As for texas its filled with nothing but stupid ignorant americans.
 
Teh Grimarse: Is this really true? :erk:

LORD RED DRAGON said:
what makes it funny is that i know several girls where the KK boobs are natural instead of implants, so they can't move at all without their boobs jiggling all over the fucking place
the reason girls in texas have bigger boobs than other states is cuz of the hormones/steroidsthat are in the locally produced food that doesn't pass the quality control that would allow it to cross state lines
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That guy's from Texas... I think that's really sad, and gross. I know that women's breasts are getting larger because of all the injected hormones in the meat we eat, but Double K's??? Jesus Christ!
 
Susperia said:
That guy's from Texas... I think that's really sad, and gross. I know that women's breasts are getting larger because of all the injected hormones in the meat we eat, but Double K's??? Jesus Christ!
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Texans won't be satisfied until thier women have triple K tits. That's right, KKK.
 
DeathsSweetEmbrace said:
Texans won't be satisfied until thier women have triple K tits. That's right, KKK.
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Oh, the tragic wit of it all. :Smug:

Susperia said:
Teh Grimarse: Is this really true? :erk:
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Girls in Texas, I've noticed, do tend to sport some knockers, though this may be more due to the fact that Texans are, yeah I'll admit it, "thicker" than most people in general. Not because we're all gluttons or anything, just because there's really nothing but fattening (and extremely fucking tasty) foods here. At all.

"health food" = "hippie faggot crap", 'round he-yah.
 
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