Question for anybody who remembers Hard N Heavy...

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

I got out my Hard N Heavy's again to watch the other day, and on Volume 1, in the "Uncensored" section, there is a clip in black and white of 2 chick cops stripping as they arrest some guy.

I don't have the cover because they're copied, so for about a year now I've been wondering what band it is, because the song is KILLER!!!!

Does anybody know what band it is?!?!?

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Just thought I would add that the intros on the Hard N Heavy videos rock!

Like on Volume 3... the hot chick at the Hard N Heavy sales desk and that dude rings...

Guy: Is this where I can get hard n heavy?
Girl (in seductive voice): That's what I'm here for honey!
Guy: Can you tell me abit about it?
Girl: It's lude, rude, and crude.... and totally uncensored, so you get to see everything!
Guy: How long does it go for?
Girl: It usually takes about 60 minutes, sometimes longer, and if you really like it, you can put it in again and again as much as you want! You'll be playing with it all night long!

Hahahahahaahaha!

 

[JonBonJovi]

If you can get to the video store that is in Hampton East on South rd they have all the Hard and Heavy videos.
Look there!

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Oooooh really? Cool!!!

By the way, one of you might be able to help me with this song anyway... the chorus goes "Assume the position!" alot and the song has a killer guitar solo and lots of wailing over the last repeats of the chorus. It's nasty '80s sleaze metal.

 

[Spiff]

I knew the song, but couldn't remember who sang it. Doh! I think it was just a solo singer bloke, though.

 

[Stu]

yep!!! its Rhet forrester - assume the position! , i have the vid and the cd.....
By the way, he died... dunno how but he is a corpse now.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Ohhh thanks!!!!

That is a killer song!

 

[Spiff]

I actually did a search on www.ubl.com for it and that name came up, but it didn't sound very metal so I figured it wasn't him

Assume the posishahn, assume the poSISHahn...

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Hahahah yeah Rhet Forrester doesn't sound very metal! So who is he? Any info you care to share with Trenty?

 

[Spiff]

The only info I can find is that it came from the album "Gone With the Wind". Looks like the album was released in 2001. He had at least two other albums, "Hell or Highwater" and "Even the Score".

http://store.artistdirect.com/store/artist/album/full/0,,431790,00.html

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Ahhhh ok. Weirdness.

 

[Spiff]

Rereleased, I should have said

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Ohhh right, that's what I thuoght was weird. Album in 2001, video clip being on a 1989 video, something not right lol.

 

[Lord Tim]

Originally posted by Stu
yep!!! its Rhet forrester - assume the position! , i have the vid and the cd.....
By the way, he died... dunno how but he is a corpse now.

Another person jumps on the Death Metal bandwagon!

 

[JonBonJovi]

Originally posted by Lord Tim


Another person jumps on the Death Metal bandwagon!

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

HAHAHAHA TIM!

 

[Vim Fuego]

Damn those videos sucked! Especially the fucking dumb cartoons!

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

^)*$&^#_$&#@_$#@_$

They ruled man! Especially the cartoons! They should make metal video magz today like them! They were fun and captured the rebellious spirit of metal in the '80s!

I always feel like I'm in the '80s when I watch them hehe, thats why I love them so much probably. Coz i wish I was there.