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[azal]

I need feed back on this.

Is the line "come over at whatever hour in the night you can, I'm all alone at home" the internationally sanctioned invite for sex?

Or was I wrong in assuming that last night?

Also, no it wasn't kleo.

 

[lizard]

what was his name?

 

[azal]

haaar.

It was a she.

Also a professional belly dancer. (official alex troll post)

 

[Kitty Star]

It is not a "for sure" invite for sex but I would've assumed that it was.

 

[xfer]

ssoooort of. context 'n' all.

 

[goatschool]

yes or no, no matter what, it is likely she will grow old; and at least once before death, produce an inkjet invite to a function that means little to her. and you can bet it will incorporate a color gradient—my guess: a red blend to orange.

 

[goatschool]

do you really want that, azal?

 

[avi]

oh my god the hoooooorrrrrrrrrrrrorrrrrrrrrrr!

 

[azal]

Either way, when I went for the crotch garb/take pants off move, my hand was escorted away.

Minutes later I excused myself to the bathroom, jacked off in the sink to avoid blue balls, and went home.

 

[Kitty Star]

You jacked off in her bathroom sink? Whoa.

 

[lizard]

hahahahahaha

dude you weren't trying to avoid blue balls, you were just marking your territory.

 

[azal]

yep.

I'm a class act.

also context....I told this gilr several times that I am not looking for a "relationship."

mainly because she is boring as hell, but I didn't tell her that.

That's why I assumed it was a booty call all the way.

 

[Nut Butter]

Either way, when I went for the crotch garb/take pants off move, my hand was escorted away.

Dude, haven't you ever heard "if at first you don't succeed, try, try again!"? You gave up too easily...

 

[xfer]

plz post a video of you demonstrating the crotch grab/pants shuckin'.

 

[azal]

also, maybe I shouldn't have tried to put my finger in her ass right away.

 

[Nut Butter]

As long as you licked it first, it should've been fine.

 

[lizard]

I think this thread will put an end to any speculation that Kitty Star will be planning a flight to SERBIA in the near future!

 

[xfer]

between azal, mindspell, and kitty star, this board has been rather filthy of late.

 

[mindspell]

You are such a prude.

 

[Kitty Star]

Me? Filthy? Aw come on now. You pretend like you don't like it, but we all know better.

And you are correct, flight to Serbia has been canceled and refunded.