Quote of the Day

[NAD]

Went to lunch with some coworkers, talking about celebrity encounters:

"I did Gloria Estafan's son!"

 

[Chromatose]

such a slut.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

he got savagely molested.... in the butt.


ohh ohhh

SUCK THE PENISSSSS
THE PENIS OF THE PRIEESSSTTTT
LITTLE CHOIR BOY SO YOUNNNGGGG
LITTLE CHOIR BOY SUCH A SLUTTTTT

 

[NAD]

It was a chick dude, and she was serious. Met him on some cruise like 8 years ago or some shit. But yeah, slut.

 

[lizard]

never been on one, but cruises are supposed to be TEH SCORZOR Zone, everyone on a week away from responsibility, alcohol flowing like the tsunami, etc.

 

[lurch70]

you are right ... my married friend went with his whole family, including his 19 year old son, on a Carribean Cruise a few months ago. Needless to say, his son scored on the boat.

it must be great when you have a week to stalk someone and you have their undevided attention

 

[General Zod]

you are right ... my married friend went with his whole family, including his 19 year old son, on a Carribean Cruise a few months ago. Needless to say, his son scored on the boat.

You can't not get laid on a cruise. Essentially, the woman have spent the last two months on a diet, so they look good in a bathing suit. They just spent last week's entire paycheck on all the new clothes they're wearing. The whole boat is overflowing with alchohol, so everyone's drunk. And since everyone is from some place else, the woman never has to worry about anything she does coming back to haunt her. Bottom line, if you're single, book a Carnival cruise.

Zod

 

[mousewings]

Only thing I heard about cruises are ya gain a lot of weight and spend too much (they give you a special credit card). Not to mention possible salmonella outbreaks and the ship sinking.

Stalking sounds fun but count me out.

 

[lizard]

well they do feed you like crazy and you get to watch horrible lounge type singers and drink to much and screw indiscriminately....

 

[mousewings]

I doubt there are any metal guys there...

 

[lurch70]

Only thing I heard about cruises are ya gain a lot of weight and spend too much (they give you a special credit card). Not to mention possible salmonella outbreaks and the ship sinking.

Stalking sounds fun but count me out.

that is a very pessimistic outlook on a very fun thing

 

[JayKeeley]

Stalking sounds fun but count me out.

This coming from you?

I've never been on a cruise. Interesting, I know. The only cruise I'm likely to take now is the Disney Cruise. Still, I'd give that Ariel one. Hmmm, mermaids.

 

[NAD]

I've never even considered going on a cruise, but it appears I need to. Lobster and pussy? Where do I sign!

Hey what do you think Ariel's pooter smells like? I mean cuz you know, and then she's got the scales and everything, and yeah.