So, I just quit my job

[Will Bozarth]

Today, I told my boss that I'll stay there until after the huge Christmas rush. The store gets REALLY fucking crazy around this time of year. He said that he doesn't blame me for wanting to get out of there, and that he appreciates the fact that I'm willing to help. He told me that he'd like me to reconsider quitting, but I told him that I made up my mind. So, once Christmas passes, I'll be out of my job.

 

[Dead Winter]

Now he kisses your ass, huh?

 

[Will Bozarth]

yep

 

[Dead Winter]

That's so awesome...now you can really do whatever you want.

In the military, when someone is about to either leave their current base and go to another one or if they're about to separate from the military altogether, we said that person was "short". There's a black hole in time and space in the military...there's just enough time to fuck off and not do anything and totally not give a fuck about anything at your current base because they are losing you and nothing will follow you as long as it's not too bad because they just don't want to waste time on paperwork or other disciplinary bullshit. I walked that line for about six months instead of a month, LOL!

Do it man! Be a total slacker...it's like Office Space all over again!

 

[Will Bozarth]

wish I could be a total slacker around Christmas time... it gets insane. oh well.

 

[Dead Winter]

At least you can blow all your money on beer and porn if you want. That's always the best thing to do with a last paycheck.

 

[Will Bozarth]

hah, nah. I got some stuff I have to save money for until my new job starts up

 

[Dead Winter]

Yeah, that's probably the wise thing to do. Besides, you can get porn on the internet,

 

[derek]

Yeah, that's probably the wise thing to do. Besides, you can get porn on the internet,

That's true. That said, when you buy CumGuzzlers III you know what you're getting yourself into. However, on the internet you have no idea what the chances are of seeing chicks with dicks when you click that Sexy Asian Teens link.

 

[Dead Winter]

That's true. That said, when you buy CumGuzzlers III you know what you're getting yourself into. You have no idea what the chances are of seeing chicks with dicks when you click that Sexy Asian Teens link.

Yeah, there's nothing like wondering what's gonna pop up on your screen and then you find out it's a granny bukkake site.

 

[Captain Beard]

When I was in high school in a computer class, the guy next to me went to an old person porn site. My teacher walked up on him as it showed a topless older lady... Dr. Wills covered her face and said "Well the rest of her is decent."

 

[derek]

^Sounds sexy.

 

[Captain Beard]

Well, her body wasn't exactly old looking, I'll admit, but it was more shock from the most respected teacher at the school not giving the porn site a second thought. (He really is a kickass guy though.)

 

[Mike]

when i was working at the pizza place and had my computer job at the same time, i knew I was going to quit the pizza place soon, so the last 3 months was fucking awesome. I didnt give a shit about my job, i was the best guy they had there so i could fuck around and no one would give a shit, it was the best.

 

[HARTY]

HAHA, WATCH ME DO NOTHING WILL.

AND GET PAID.

BECAUSE I DO NOTHING.

ME FTW.