Racist Jokes (

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What's transparent and lies in the gutter?
A (insert dark skinned ethnic minority) with the shit kicked out of him.

 

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What do you call a million lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

 

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New Zealanders-only joke follows:

What were Peter Plumley-Walker's last words?

"I said kick me balls....NOT Huka Fallsssssssssssssss................"

 

[Profanity]

What band are Asians in?




Asia

 

[Arch]

Q: How many pallbearers are there in a _________'s funeral?

A: 2. There's only 2 handles on a trash can.

 

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Q: Why does a racist person need to watch out?



















A: Because someone will always be racing after them.

 

[Profanity]

Q: What does a black guy say to someone racist?

A: Race on

 

[Profanity]

I can't quite get that one.