Just watched a bit of Aeon Sux. Its a waste of time. Just like all the other empowered sexy bitch movies that Hollywood seems to think we NEED. In this age of female everything, I just want a dose of normalcy.
There's no such thing as the sexy supermodel superheroine who can knock out a full-grown man with one punch.
Its bullshit. I mean, Rambo blowing away armoured attack choppers is also unrealistic, but at least there was nothing culturally progressive about it.
No, all these power-chick flicks are attempting to wrest the last bit of machismo from American men, leaving all of us little better than JARED from those damned Subway commercials.
Here's a list of pathetic power-chick flicks. And TELL ME if any of them were even entertaining. I'm not even asking if they were better than a Stallone or Schwarzenegger film, better than Bruce Willis or Steven Segal. (I won't mention Dolph Lundgren, though. I got me limits.)
V.I. Warshawski--Kathleen Turner's 80s flop about a tough woman cop. Gimme a break, you ground-breaking whore. Your career's been nowhere since then.
Geena Davis movies-- Spare me! "The Long Kiss Goodnight," or "Cutthroat Island?" Gimme a bigger break! Not even the 1990s was ready for tough chick shit. And now, her super leathery tough "Commander in Chief" show has been shit-canned! Hah! Go back to playing mom in "Stuart Little" or a ghost in "Beetlejuice", bitch!
G.I. Jane-- Who went to see this? Who the fuck paid money to see this shit?
Tomb Raider, both of em-- Lara Croft was bullshit in the video games, so why should Angelina Jolie make her out to be anything decent? One punch square in her face from Arnold would permanently deflate her upper lip.
Cat Woman-- I heard this was worse than a Tom Green movie. Halle's only got power when she floors her SUV and runs over her fans.
Electra-- Granted, its a power chick comic character, but ill-timed in the slurry of über-steroid bitch flicks out there.
Kill Bill-- Admittedly better than the rest, if only because the bitch is thrown into a coma. Still, she's too strong for someone whose been asleep for years. Hella-fake.
Avengers-- It was supposed to be a husband and wife team, but the wife kicked ass while the husband was ordering a cup of tea. Hella-lame!
Ultra Violet-- I don't know anything about it, but looks like its about powerful chicks. So why are they torturing us with it?
Aeon Flux-- There was no point to make this movie. That's all.
In my educated opinion, all these movies blow, and it's always better when the sexy chicks are being rescued by men who have some testosterone and don't fall over dead as soon as some girl's fatty calf swings out and hits them in the chest.
Jurched
There's no such thing as the sexy supermodel superheroine who can knock out a full-grown man with one punch.
Its bullshit. I mean, Rambo blowing away armoured attack choppers is also unrealistic, but at least there was nothing culturally progressive about it.
No, all these power-chick flicks are attempting to wrest the last bit of machismo from American men, leaving all of us little better than JARED from those damned Subway commercials.
Here's a list of pathetic power-chick flicks. And TELL ME if any of them were even entertaining. I'm not even asking if they were better than a Stallone or Schwarzenegger film, better than Bruce Willis or Steven Segal. (I won't mention Dolph Lundgren, though. I got me limits.)
V.I. Warshawski--Kathleen Turner's 80s flop about a tough woman cop. Gimme a break, you ground-breaking whore. Your career's been nowhere since then.
Geena Davis movies-- Spare me! "The Long Kiss Goodnight," or "Cutthroat Island?" Gimme a bigger break! Not even the 1990s was ready for tough chick shit. And now, her super leathery tough "Commander in Chief" show has been shit-canned! Hah! Go back to playing mom in "Stuart Little" or a ghost in "Beetlejuice", bitch!
G.I. Jane-- Who went to see this? Who the fuck paid money to see this shit?
Tomb Raider, both of em-- Lara Croft was bullshit in the video games, so why should Angelina Jolie make her out to be anything decent? One punch square in her face from Arnold would permanently deflate her upper lip.
Cat Woman-- I heard this was worse than a Tom Green movie. Halle's only got power when she floors her SUV and runs over her fans.
Electra-- Granted, its a power chick comic character, but ill-timed in the slurry of über-steroid bitch flicks out there.
Kill Bill-- Admittedly better than the rest, if only because the bitch is thrown into a coma. Still, she's too strong for someone whose been asleep for years. Hella-fake.
Avengers-- It was supposed to be a husband and wife team, but the wife kicked ass while the husband was ordering a cup of tea. Hella-lame!
Ultra Violet-- I don't know anything about it, but looks like its about powerful chicks. So why are they torturing us with it?
Aeon Flux-- There was no point to make this movie. That's all.
In my educated opinion, all these movies blow, and it's always better when the sexy chicks are being rescued by men who have some testosterone and don't fall over dead as soon as some girl's fatty calf swings out and hits them in the chest.
Jurched
