Random Item of the Day

[Chromatose]

meat-scented candles.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'd buy that for a dollar.

 

[Chromatose]

you've forgotten the point of these threads then?!

DO MY BIDDING AND FIND PICTURES.

 

[Captain Beard]

To glorify ourselves, praise meat, raise our postcounts, and mock Will?

 

[Chromatose]

No will mocking involved here.

HOW RUDE. </michelle tanner>

 

[Captain Beard]

Aren't they supposed to go pose in playboy or something?

I really would buy meat candles.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

 

[Chromatose]

Isabel wins!

maybe next time, gentlemen.

 

[Captain Beard]

Where are those? I want one!

 

[Chromatose]

Actually I don't know if that counts as a win, but it's probably the best we'll get so credit is given.

 

[Chromatose]

http://bsllabs.theumb.net/proddetail.php?i=150

 

[Captain Beard]

*claps*

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Aren't they supposed to go pose in playboy or something?

when did they get tits?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

To glorify ourselves, praise meat, raise our postcounts, and mock Will?

mocking him with meat candles?

he'd like it too much...

 

[Captain Beard]

He could tickle his sphincter with it!

 

[EricT]

I have a steak candle laying around somewhere in the house... Got it at this fucking weird store for vegetarians my friend dragged me to.


It's supposed to help your cravings for meat or some shit like that. Though I don't know how that works. If I smell steak, I want steak. But anyway, I found the concept so amusing I bought it. Never got around to lighting it up though.

 

[EricT]

Haha, I just remembered the time that cunt dragged me to some all tofu place. Nastiest, and most expensive, dinner of my life.

 

[Captain Beard]

Steak candles and cock soup... oh, the things people will make.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Haha, I just remembered the time that cunt dragged me to some all tofu place. Nastiest, and most expensive, dinner of my life.

im guessing you didnt get any ass afterwards either

 

[Captain Beard]

He should've gotten more than ass after going to a tofu joint.