random thoughts of the day

Don't you worry, I've got enough atomic wedgies to go around. Maybe even a titty twister or two or a swirl.
 
Of course.

I can't sleep because for the past week my back yard has been the place for the big neighborhood cat orgy or maybe they're a satanic cult of cats ... I'm not quite sure at this time. I threw a drum stick at them, and they scurried off into the night only to return moments later to resume whatever it is they're doing. The fucks.
 
The fat ass orange one seems to be their leader. When I catch him I'm gonna whoop his ass.