relationship advice

[Baliset]

"How do I tell a boy I don't like him?"
"I'll handle this, I've heard them all: 'I don't like you', 'I just want to be friends', 'I want to see other people', 'I don't want to have to kill you but I will.'"
"Just tell this boy that you are very flattered but that you don't feel the same way about him."
"And if that doesn't work? Six simple words: 'I'm not gay but I'll learn.'"

 

[azal]

so what's the lucky guys name greg?

 

[Oded]

Damnit, Greg,
I thought you were the 'macho' one in MotW. Verily have my notions been shattered as though icicles clinging to the uterus of a female yeti.
Sheesh! I daresay that you were a bit of a role model to me. WERE, mind you!
Well, I am not schooled in the ClassRoom Of The Gay, but I suppose the following advice is sexual-preference-blind:

1. Woo your intended with vegemite.
2. Brush with Tom's All Natural Toothpaste. From Maine!
3. Wear a Celtic Frost t-shirt.
4. Pretend you're from Connecticut.
5. Have the ex-trumpet player from MotW serenade the prospective lover with some Wynton Marsalis. Hey Hey HEY!
6. Learn how to bellydance from That Greek Chick
7. Act TOUGHER. At one Mass Metalfest, you were positively nice whilst handing out fliers. Such behavior gives the wrong impressions.
8. Pretend to be a Medieval Historian. Get a tweed jacket with arm patches, adopt a faux Welsh accent, perfect the comb-over, and affect a speech impediment. Tip #8 NEVER fails in landing women in my hometown of Andover, Massachusetts! Money in the proverbial bank...

 

[xfer]

wynton marsalis and me and toby are totally tight, you know.

 

[Baliset]

might i add that azal and oded must never watch the simpsons, otherwise they would get the joke.

 

[deadair]

this should have been a "DR. JAKE... PLEASE HELP" thread...


idiot fag

 

[avi]

 

[FalseTodd]

I'm married to the sea...

 

[Baliset]

that was the one i was forgetting. thanks sam! finally someone got the point of my post.

 

[azal]

I watch the Simpson's, I just don't religiously memorize lines like a gay man.

 

[FalseTodd]

And yet, the moustache avatar.