Well I picked up the issue. Civil words escape me.
First the good news. Nita is in at #15. The bad news? No Court. That's dumb as it is. They were entered as a duo and should have been listed as a duo, because there are two other duos in there.
The rest of the list is complete and utter fail. Biggest fucking joke ever.
25: Jackie Lopanza, Unsaid Fate. Never heard of her but she is hot.
24: Liv, Sister Sin.
23: Laura Wilde (a nobody)
22: Miri Milman, System Divide (who?)
21: Miki Black, Infinija (a nobody but hot as hell, and she's Arabian)
20: Nookie, The Slot (who?)
19: Jill Janus, Huntress (meh, ok I guess)
18: Courtney LaPlante, Iwrestledabearonce (crap band)
17: Alana Potocnick, Winds of Plague (who?)
16: Alissa White-Gluz, The Agonist (who?)
15: Nita (who tells some interesting tales)
14/13: Heidi Sheperd & Carla Harvey, Butcher Babies (who?)
12: Ariel, Icon for Hire (you get the idea)
11: Mixi, Stitched up Heart (this bitch is fugly. She looks like a skinny Kesha)
10: Christina Scabbia
9/8: Anissa & Alexandria Rodriguez, Eyes Set to Kill (meh, ugly tats)
7: Kimberly Freeman, One-Eyed Doll (another nobody, she looks like Kristen Stewart, right down to the vacant eyes)
6: Maria Brink, In This Moment (I figured they put her at #1, tbh)
5: Brooklyn, Picture Me Broken (who???)
4: Ash Costello, New Years Day (no seriously, this is getting old)
3: Taylor Momsen (laughable. Utterly laughable. She's Lindsay Jr.)
2: Amy Lee
1: Lzzy Hale
An absolute joke. No Simone Simons? Sharon Den Adel? Doris Yeh? Emma Anzai? Hell, Jennifer from That Metal Show wipes the floor with this list.
Well, not Nita. Whatever you do, don't fuck with her whiskey!